I am opening...Truly! And, at time of writing, there are 308 people who want to know (up from 228 since Gawker mentioned it yesterday). Who are these followers? London geeks that we are, we suspect there may be a few subscribers lurking among our ranks. And the rest? Obsessives with an Orwellian interest in monitoring the city's waterways? Commuters mapping out their movements to and fro? Pirates?
I am closing...
I am opening...
I am closing...
Status updates, in our experience, tend toward one of two extremes: the mundane and Too Much Information. (We're just joking, family, friends, readers and anyone else who sends us status updates. Yours are all quite clever and fascinating.) How long before Tower Bridge follows suit and allows us insight into other parts of its life? We can see it now:
I am wondering where the other sock went.
I am massively hungover, regretting drunken public snogging with Southwark Bridge.
I am NOT going to open for the SB Lady Daphne for the umpteenth fecking time today.
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