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Gorilla Who Walks Like a Human Goes Viral Online

Amid news that our ancestors left Africa much earlier than we previously thought, another African primate's human behaviour is making waves online.

Meet Ambam, a 21-year-old Silverback Western Lowland gorilla at Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in the English city of Kent, who has become an overnight viral video star.

The cause of his new-found celebrity? An upright walking style that's all too human. Check out the video below to see for yourself.


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UK: University Awards First Beatles Degree

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© Liverpool University/ReutersFormer Miss Canada finalist Mary-Lu Zahalan-Kennedy poses holding a mortar board on her head and dressed in a graduation gown beside a Penny Lane road sign in Liverpool.
A Canadian woman has become the first person in the world to graduate with a Masters degree in Beatles studies.

Former Miss Canada finalist, Mary-Lu Zahalan-Kennedy was one of the first 12 students to sign up for the Liverpool Hope University course on the Fab Four when it began in 2009 and was the first to graduate, the university said on Wednesday.

"I am so proud of my achievement," Zahalan-Kennedy said. "The course was challenging, enjoyable and it provided a great insight into the impact the Beatles had and still have to this day across all aspects of life."

The launch of the unique MA in Beatles, Popular Music and Society was a world first when it took its first class. Zahalan-Kennedy was the first to accept her degree in person from the university.

The course looks at the studio sound and composition of the Beatles and how Liverpool helped to shape their music. The MA examines the significance of their music and how it helped to define identities, culture and society.

Mike Brocken, founder and leader of the Beatles MA at Liverpool Hope University, said the postgraduate degree makes Zahalan-Kennedy a member of a select group of popular music experts.

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An Honest Facebook Political Discussion

All you ever need to know about Facebook discussions:
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Room Service - Tendjewberrymud

Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "best email of 1997".

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

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No App For This: Crocodile Gulps Phone, Starts Ringing

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© APGena 14 year old crocodile
Workers at a Ukrainian aquarium didn't believe it when a visitor said a crocodile swallowed her phone. Then the reptile started ringing.

The accident in the eastern city of Dnipropetrovsk sounds a bit like "Peter Pan," in which a crocodile happily went "tick-tock" after gulping down an alarm clock.

But Gena, the 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone, has hardly been living a fairy tale: He hasn't eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain.

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Romanian Witches Use Spells to Protest New Taxes

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© AP Photo/Vadim GhirdaRomanian witch Mihaela Minca, right, speaks during an interview with The Associated Press, as her daughter and apprentice Casanndra, left, looks on, in Mogosoaia, Romania, Jan. 5, 2011.
Angry Witches Use Cat Excrement and Dead Dogs to Cast Spells on President and Government; Politicians Aren't Laughing It Off

Mogosoia - Everyone curses the tax man, but Romanian witches angry about having to pay up for the first time are planning to use cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government.

Also among Romania's newest taxpayers are fortune tellers - but they probably should have seen it coming.

Superstitions are no laughing matter in Romania - the land of the medieval ruler who inspired the "Dracula" tale - and have been part of its culture for centuries. President Traian Basescu and his aides have been known to wear purple on certain days, supposedly to ward off evil.

Romanian witches from the east and west will head to the southern plains and the Danube River on Thursday to threaten the government with spells and spirits because of the tax law, which came into effect Jan. 1.

A dozen witches will hurl the poisonous mandrake plant into the Danube to put a hex on government officials "so evil will befall them," said a witch named Alisia. She identified herself with one name - customary among Romania's witches.

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Toylet Video Games Help Japanese Men Aim Straight

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© KeystoneUSA-ZUMA / Rex FeaturesUsing the restroom is becoming an entertaining business for some Japanese men.

Tokyo urinals fitted with games enabling users to test power and accuracy

A Japanese entertainment company has combined men's obsession with video games with their perennial inability to aim straight to create a range of distractions in selected Tokyo urinals.

Sega has installed the Toylets in male lavatories at four bars and games arcades in the Japanese capital.

The games use pressure sensors attached to eye-level LCD screens that test users' accuracy as they answer the call of nature.

The four games include one in which the object is to spray the screen clean of graffiti. Another, Manneken Pis, named after the famous statue in Brussels, measures the volume of the urine stream.

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Satire: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'

Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.


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US: Cat Receives Jury Duty Summons; Appeal Rejected

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© WHDH-TVSal has been summoned for jury duty from March 23 - and his owner has been told he is not exempt from serving

Boston, Massachusetts - The owners of a cat that has been summoned for jury duty have had a request to disqualify their four-legged friend rejected by the court.

Anna and Guy Esposito consider their cat Sal to be part of the family, so when they filled out the last census form, they listed him (under pets) as a household resident.

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Satire: Political Pundits Surprisingly Good At Getting Inside Mentally Unbalanced Shooter's Head

New York - According to media analysts, the nation's TV commentators and political pundits have proved uncannily accurate when describing the deeply disturbed inner thoughts of accused Arizona gunman Jared Loughner. "It's strange, but when it comes to getting inside the mind of this human being who seems to possess no empathy, sense of morality, or hold on reality, and who is motivated only by personal animus and self-glorification, the nation's major political pundits have been amazingly adept," said Horizon Media analyst Bob Cullen, who has studied extensive tape of commentators on all major TV news programs and found their remarks on "what the killer is thinking" to be consistently thorough and detailed across the board. "It's almost as though they have some way of knowing, firsthand, exactly what this demented and highly dangerous individual with the eyes of millions upon him is going through."