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"Ah, um, no, um, those are just coincidences," he continued, denying that his Doge team tasked with 'cutting costs in the federal government' were actively safeguarding his own financial interests by gutting agencies investigating his companies for regulatory noncompliance, "I, uh, didn't hear anything like that, where's Don with my latte? Susie! Get Don on the phone... see if he got lost again... so hard to get good presidents these days".
The world's richest man insisted everything his anonymous team of staffers was doing was transparent, but urged journalists not to inquire about silly little details like their names, ideology, especially if they're openly racist, and to trust them with dismantling 400 years of democracy.
"Uh, these things take time... Nazi Germany wasn't built in a day... or, ah, that's a joke... huh," he insisted, before asking an aid if it's legal to kill journalists if they're trespassing in the White House. "Ah, okay... we should probably change that law then but let the Fox ones live".
As I noted before, I wouldn't be surprised if he was autistic as a child. If you review research on autism, one of the differences between them and "normal" is they are processing much more information. This makes it difficult for them to convey what they are experiencing, it is often overwhelming. However, when they can command the information they are more like savants, Elon.