© The Babylon BeeThe great unburdening has begun
Sources say the unburdening could lead to unprecedented levels of imagining what can be.
"Kamala was a huge burden, but now it's time for us to be unburdened, more unburdened than ever before," Donald Trump said as he addressed crowds at the Palm Beach Convention Center. "She was so terrible. But now she's gone. She's a 'has-been.' So sad. Maybe she can work at McDonald's now."
His supporters roared in approval, hanging onto every word as Trump reminded them of his plans for the first 100 days in office now that the nation has been unburdened from Kamala's glaring incompetence.
Sources within the Trump campaign say the president wasn't nervous at all leading up to the election thanks in part to his new spiritual advisors Joe Rogan and Elon Musk. Instead of panicking, Trump reportedly spent most days working on his golf game in between campaign stops and owning libs on Twitter.
At publishing time, Trump's new efficiency advisor Ron Paul encouraged the nation to imagine what could be if there were no Federal Reserve.
Reader Comments
Chaos is the tried-and-tested way to engender fear in the populace and get them to beg authority figures for protection. Maybe they'll keep us "safe" using martial law and censorship measures. What do you think?
Time to catch up, folks. Stop being played. Who was it said, "Know the destination and you'll see the journey?" Can't remember, but it's absolutely true. Somebody else once said, "There are no accidents in D.C." Also very true.
To cripple N.America all that is needed are a few dock-worker strikes and a rise in the price of fuel (green agenda kicking in in Canada already) to slow trucking and transport in general.
I can see that sort of stuff is just around the corner. Stock up.