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"We believe this new campaign slogan sums up perfectly what the Harris-Walz ticket is all about," Harris staffer Mindy Young told reporters. "She is so brave, so bold, so trendy and hip, and totally not at all afraid of the media, but she's just really busy with stuff and can't do interviews right now. I expect young women everywhere to gravitate towards this new messaging; I wouldn't be surprised to see it on t-shirts soon."
The Harris campaign released the slogan after weeks of Kamala bravely hiding behind desks, water fountains, trees, phone booths, large bushes, small children, horses, microphones, and teleprompters to avoid talking directly to members of the media. They believe "We Decline Your Request For An Interview" sums up her courageous, fearless leadership style.
"I will give an interview when I'm good and ready," Kamala Harris told her staff to tell the press. "Now someone refill my wine glass before I literally murder someone."
At publishing time, Kamala had confirmed her first media interview since becoming a candidate. The CNN exclusive is scheduled for August 2032.
Reader Comments
Kamala in her definitive statement to the press: "We have a plan, which is a strategy, and that strategy is a plan of our direction, and that direction is a planned strategy." And her campaign manager gushes, "She how clear and amazing she is".
I could totally believe this is real. ... in comparison to the old zombie who can't hold a thought for half a minute, and hardly ever finishes a sentence.
You need to consider their context ...
That as an US president would be a real world premiere ...
On one hand, nobody would want such a vakant suit as leader. Although OTOH she would be just a stand-in anyway, like the braindead zombie currently is. So, effectively it does not matter.
Seems like the dead cat has almost hit rock bottom. There will be a bounce, and then it's over ...
The real question, for me, is whether the Pupeteers are planning on putting her in the job or just using her to make sure the other guys get the Office. Not that it really makes any difference, one way or another. I guess after shoving a clown like _elensky into such an office, anything is possible.
More than 9/11, we have to question videos/audios of everything. How would you know it is real?
We are entering a time when trust in anything will be difficult. Is that part of the manipulation or does it just serve the manipulation?
The problem is, there are still folks out there believing in TV news and social media crap.