"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."
The entire intelligence community at the CIA, FBI, and NSA concurred with the warning, stating that "Elon's ownership of Twitter leaves America vulnerable to dangerous opinions we do not approve of." Leaders with the agencies are recommending immediate investigations to bring down the Twitter CEO provided their planned drone strike doesn't work first.
"Democracy is at stake," said all the agency leaders in a shared statement in which they all recited the words simultaneously in a robotic monotone. "We must do something. Democracy is at stake."
At publishing time, several watchdog groups had underscored the warning, pointing to a 128% increase in exposure to unapproved opinions since Musk's Twitter purchase.
Reader Comments
Even his name is phony and his dad was some leader of a "technocratic movement" in canada.
Not to mention he has already "cancelled" several people that weren't even cancelled by the transgendered snowflakes that he fired.
Look up phony in the dictionary.
As a former listener, no longer in the least, I take offense at that.
I liked the "car guys", but they are long gone.
Lately, a few times by mistake I switched to a NPR station, and the only good data I have to offer is the time for them to tell the first lie obvious and evident has been steadily decreasing, so that lately, even if after just 10 seconds I switch the channel to something tolerable, I still get lied to, and it makes me:
I look forward to your "German Shephard" avatar if you choose to present it Dwoods44 cause you already know how fond I am of the Golden!
Ken
(ha, ha)
Ken