© The Babylon BeeGet your F-15 today! Supplies limited!
All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.
"I need an F-15 to beat the government? Say no more, fam!" said one man in New Hampshire as he happily rushed out to his local F-15 dealer to pick up the latest model. "Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough, but when Biden pointed out that the U.S. government has fighter jets and I only have an assault rifle, I realized I really needed to beef up my anti-tyranny defense systems."
"Thanks, Mr. Biden! I sure am glad you reminded me of how brutal a government can be against its own citizens and how governments throughout history have in fact attacked their own people once they are disarmed and helpless."
The man was later seen picking up an M1 Abrams tank.
Reader Comments
Without maintenance a jet fighter breaks down is less than six months. You can flood an ICBM silo by just turning off its water pumps. Launching an ICBM from a water filled silo tends to go boom.
The American people would be better off with a modern variant of the RPG, and a 3D printed proximity fuse for a mortar round.
When the Tyrants’ running America get stupid, American machine shops could be producing military grade weapons within days. A naked display of tyranny by America’s ruling class would be entertaining …. for about two weeks.
And it won't be a walkover for anyone. Everyone I know has multiple guns and ammo put back. No one I know is going to let anyone come to his door and demand his guns. As the old adage says, they'll get the bullets first. There may be tanks brought into play, but there are not enough tanks to cover the entire US, and of course there will be "attrition" if they are used.
This is getting better and better (dark satire).
Use Google Maps to find target then press the red button.
All that expensive, overpriced military electronics was replaced by an app.
And what if Apple is again slowing down it's devices artifically when they are announcing the iPhone 7 ?
R.C.
I enjoyed the humor. We all need to laugh at a country with Joe as president.