Brangelina is no more.
As Americans across the nation hold candlelight vigils and ritual mass suicides, one painful, lingering question remains: How could this happen?
Russian hookers, that's how:
"The atmosphere [off-set] was full of hard drugs and Russian hookers, and Angie was told Brad got caught up in it,'' the source said. "He's in the throes of some insane midlife crisis, and Angie is fed up."Do we really need to connect the dots? This is a textbook case Russian honey trap, orchestrated by Putin himself.
Brad probably barfed up all of America's nuclear launch codes to these tantalizing Russian tarts. And also, Moneyball is now ruined forever. Is life even worth living anymore?
This is perhaps Putin's most blatant, unforgivable affront to democracy and western values.
If Putin can weaponize midlife crises, what can't he weaponize? Frog memes? No, he has weaponized these as well.
Pray for America.
For now thanks to the resourcefulness of Barak Obama, Samantha Powers, Mark Toney and that Carney, guy, can't remember his surname, the CIA and the Pentagon and many, many others, too many others to name at this time for there cooperation with this situation.
The world has been kept safe from his constant 24/7 surveillance and meddling into the affairs of other sovereign states and the personal lives of such dignitaries.
I guess the US was blindsided and forget to keep the entertainment industry under a close watch and somehow the Brangelinas just didn't show up on there radar.
Ah well, I guess the MSM will have to go into overdrive and perform some kinda damage control, looks very shaky to me at this point though.