Psychopaths unite! Our inside sources in Donbass managed to tape the phone conversation that led to this match made in heaven:
Jihadi Jim: Hey Ned, I've been following your Instagram page, and you seem like a cool guy. Wanna meet up?
Nazi Ned: Depends... Do you like long walks on the beach?
Jihadi Jim: Yeah, but only if they end in a mass execution. Otherwise, what's the point, you know? I also like long, drawn-out torture sessions. And my favorite meal? Easy. Liver!!
Nazi Ned: No way! I love all those things!
Jihadi Jim: Seriously, dude? Like, what are the chances a heathen Nazi like you and a jihadi lion like me would have so much in common?
Nazi Ned: I know, right? Hey, you wouldn't happen to know my uncle Sam, would you?
Jihadi Jim: Know him? He calls me, like, every other day!
Nazi Ned: I think I found my soulmate!
Videos and screenshots below (courtesy of
Fort Russ).
Thanks SOTT for that bust-a-gut colloquy between two love-struck terrorists finding each other. LOL!!
Gotta laugh to keep from crying in this, and many other situations, that are sadly 'made in America'........