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Cthulu, seen here rising off the eastern seaboard shortly after the release of the seventh seal
The seventh and final seal of the apocalypse was opened last week, when a Floridian man, Fidel Lopez, 'turned into a monster' and disembowelled his girlfriend, Maria Nemeth, during sexual intercourse. In a state of heavy intoxication, she uttered the name of her ex-husband, which was apparently all it took for Lopez to slay her in the most graphic way possible. Lopez smoked a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and by the time he finished it she had stopped breathing, opening the seventh seal and dooming us all to eternal rule of the Ancient Ones.

With the mass refugee crisis lending a hand, the sacrifice of children by the Dark Lords and their minions continue unabated across the planet. Last week we learned that it's official US military policy to tolerate the practice of 'boy play', where boys are raped and sexually assaulted by collaborators of US occupation forces (who themselves have access to US-provided automatic weaponry) in warzones.

Pederasty, pedophilia and the forces of Neo-Babylon US military go way back, suggesting the Ancient Ones have been working on opening this seal for some time. Their success was heralded during the Abu Ghraib prison scandal in Iraq, where children were raped and photographed, their screams heard by other prisoners. The Pentagon has also reportedly been involved in the trafficking of pedophiliac pornography.

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Images of this child went viral in early September when it suddenly dawned on people that dead children washing up on seashores might be a bad omen.

Meanwhile the rampant and uncontrollable abuse of innocents at the hands of those charged with their protection has summoned Azathoth, the daemon sultan. Previously referred to as 'the police' in the US, these armed, frequently aggressive, genetically-modified neanderthals recently electrocuted a peaceful protester wearing an 'Anonymous' mask because he flipped them off, tasered a man for the crime of walking on a street, beat an elderly man senseless for singing in public, and riddled an unarmed, wheelchair-bound man to death.
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Azathoth, the daemon sultan
Not to be outdone, Azathoth's legions in Israel obeyed his command to slay an 18-year-old girl at a checkpoint outside Hebron. The Israelis claim she first attacked officers with a knife, but no knife has been produced, and video and photographic evidence indicates she was in fact docile and calm.

Azathoth was finally freed to run amok and spread hate, death and destruction when California cops attacked a teenager for refusing to kneel before Azathoth jaywalking. The daemon sultan's rampage is believed to be behind the uncontrollable spread of fires in the Golden State, mistakenly attributed to 'natural causes' in earlier reports.

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Here we see Azathoth's minion, Illidan, bringing the hatred of ten-thousand years to a small suburb outside of Fresno CA
Investigators have traced the beginning of this hell-on-Earth to the moment the Dark Lords conducted their 9/11 Working and the Seven Seals broke open one by one. Below are recordings of the Ancient Ones' cries upon being released into this realm...