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The "intelligence community" is one of the most powerful parts of the American national security apparatus. In theory, it works tirelessly to keep the nation safe. But according to internal documents that we obtained, some intelligence agency employees have another on-the-job priority: sex chats.

We have cultivated sources within the National Security Agency — one current employee and one former employee — who have provided chat logs from the NSA's Intelink messaging program. According to an NSA press official, "All NSA employees sign agreements stating that publishing non-mission related material on Intelink is a usage violation and will result in disciplinary action." Nonetheless, these logs, dating back two years, are lurid, featuring wide-ranging discussions of sex, kink, polyamory, and castration.

One popular chat topic was male-to-female transgender surgery, which involves surgically removing the penis and turning it into an artificial vagina. "[M]ine is everything," said one male who claimed to have had gender reconstruction surgery. "[I]'ve found that i like being penetrated (never liked it before GRS), but all the rest is just as important as well." Another intelligence official boasted that genital surgery allowed him "to wear leggings or bikinis without having to wear a gaff under it."

These employees discussed hair removal, estrogen injections, and the experience of sexual pleasure post-castration. "[G]etting my butthole zapped by a laser was . . . shocking," said one transgender-identifying intel employee who spent thousands on hair removal. "Look, I just enjoy helping other people experience boobs," said another about estrogen treatments. "[O]ne of the weirdest things that gives me euphoria is when i pee, i don't have to push anything down to make sure it aims right," a Defense Intelligence Agency employee added.

These revelations come at a moment of heightened scrutiny for the intelligence community. President Donald Trump, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard have each made the case that the intelligence agencies have gone "woke," prioritizing left-wing activism over national security. These chat logs confirm their suspicions and raise fundamental questions about competence and professionalism.

According to our sources, the sex chats were legitimized as part of the NSA's commitment to "diversity, equity and inclusion." Activists within the agency used LGBTQ+ "employee resource groups" to turn their kinks and pathologies into official work duties. According to the current NSA employee, these groups "spent all day" recruiting activists and holding meetings with titles such as "Privilege," "Ally Awareness," "Pride," and "Transgender Community Inclusion." And they did so with the full support of NSA leadership, which declared that DEI was "not only mission critical, but mission imperative."

In this case, "diversity" was not a byword for racialism, but rather a euphemism for sex talk. Last January, chatroom members discussed their practice of polyamory, or "ethical non-monogamy." "[A] polycule is a polyamorous group," one employee explained. "A is my [girlfriend], and B-G are her partners. . . . then B&C are dating but not C&D, nor E, F, or G with any of the others, though there are several MWB (metas-with-benefits) connections." Another employee claimed to be part of a nine-member "polycule," adding that "some of our friends are practically poly-mers, with all the connected compounds."

At other times, the conversations became explicit. The active source at the NSA claimed to have witnessed hundreds of sexually provocative discussions, which, he added, occurred mostly on taxpayer time. The former NSA source who was familiar with the chats recalled being "disgusted" by a particularly shocking thread discussing weekend "gangbangs."

The NSA sources also raised the question of some staffers' mental fitness for the job. In one chat, an NSA employee insists on using "it" pronouns in lieu of the human "he" or "she" pronouns. "[I]t/its user here. While I understand we can make some people uncomfortable, keep in mind that the dehumanizing aspect either a) doesn't apply or b) is a positive effect when we're requesting it." A commenter who disagreed was quickly dismissed by employees of the NSA and CIA, who claimed that refusing to use "it/its" pronouns amounted to "erasing" a transgender identity.

"These are folks with top secret clearances believing they are an IT!" said the NSA source.

With the Trump administration taking over, we may see changes. The NSA source said that staffers involved in employee resource groups fear the end of DEI. "[T]here are legal restrictions in place, but this admin has shown they don't give a f**k about legality," a staffer in space intelligence remarked about DEI staffers being placed on leave. Others have expressed opposition to Trump's cabinet nominees.

A conflict is coming. These NSA chat logs suggest the presence of at least hundreds of gender activists within the intelligence services who cannot distinguish between male and female, and who believe that discussing castration, polyamory, and "gangbangs" is an appropriate use of public resources. For psychological and ideological reasons, these kinds of people will not be easily sidelined. The Trump administration should not only dismantle the structure of DEI but also terminate the employees who use it to advance gender activism at the expense of national security.