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44 oz Cokes are expected to be among the concessions purchased by the dumbest viewers in attendance.
"My flick has so dang many waterfalls," said Mr. Cameron during a screening of the movie to attendees excited enough to submit to testing the bursting point of their own bladders. "Water gushing everywhere, streaming down the giant screen in rivulets and torrents."
"I've been waiting half of my life for this sequel!" screamed 26-year old fanatical Avatar fan, Hersch Boogdweller, while sporting a blue-painted face and the blissful ignorance of the fact that he will miss three crucial minutes of his favorite movie at the two-hour mark due to his body's inability to hold liquid waste for such a long period.
At publishing time, Mr. Cameron had announced pre-production was already underway for the third movie in the effeminate Ferngully series, to be released in December 2098.
Reader Comments
They want to cut down the forest! They use noisy machines! We ride on pterodactyls over canyons! (Did I miss any important plot points? 🙄) I still can't figure out what people saw in that blue-hued banality.
Same here. Waste of money going to a theatre for that.
Judge for yourself(see link above for the trailer on Y&*T66e). My thoughts are the graphics are supposed to be improved beyond CGI so I might watch it just for that. The plot though is interesting still, in that it still seems to show man extending the concept of "colonization" into space. We end up though the avatars understanding the plight of the "natives" in the colonies. Don't know why that is so woke?