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Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy has been issued a restraining order after he asked a question of Karine Jean-Pierre in today's press conference.
"Peter, really? Is that a question? Really, Peter? That's really uncalled for Peter," scolded the first gay black Press Secretary. "You should frankly know better than that. You are being rude to the rest of the people in this room who are here to do their jobs of handing me pre-screened softballs which I then hit out of the park with the killer lines in this binder someone gave me."
Doocy was then dragged out of the room by security as the other journalists chanted "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"
According to sources, the restraining order forbids the reporter from coming within 1000 feet of the White House and will be in place for a period of 1 million days.
"Once he shows us he can follow the rules and wait for 1 million days, we will let him back," said Jean-Pierre. She then gave an exasperated "sigh" and shook her head.
At publishing time, Doocy had been arrested after attempting to crawl into the HVAC system of the building.
"Peter, really? Is that a question? Really, Peter? That's really uncalled for Peter," scolded the first gay black Press Secretary. "You should frankly know better than that. You are being rude to the rest of the people in this room who are here to do their jobs of handing me pre-screened softballs which I then hit out of the park with the killer lines in this binder someone gave me."
Doocy was then dragged out of the room by security as the other journalists chanted "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"
According to sources, the restraining order forbids the reporter from coming within 1000 feet of the White House and will be in place for a period of 1 million days.
"Once he shows us he can follow the rules and wait for 1 million days, we will let him back," said Jean-Pierre. She then gave an exasperated "sigh" and shook her head.
At publishing time, Doocy had been arrested after attempting to crawl into the HVAC system of the building.
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Dwoods44
2022-12-10T15:21:31Z
The press secretary is out of her league...is that the right pronoun.
Comment: Apparently asking about the #TwitterFiles was the last straw. Mediaite has the details:That's great you mention the actual question the fuss is. The Babylon Bee didn't.
There seem to be a lot of things That Shall Not Be Named in the White House currently.
Another instance were no one would have noticed if that article had appeared in a "regular" section like "Puppet Masters" ...
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Comment: Apparently asking about the #TwitterFiles was the last straw. Mediaite has the details: