Tuesday the 5th —At publishing time, Duncan was last seen looking at local churches on the internet, unfortunately, he only plans to signal his attendance by joining the virtual service.
The seven virtues are prudence, justice, temperance, fortitude, faith, hope, and charity. I'm not a dumb xian so I can cut out faith I guess, but I stand by the others — even prudence, which I had to look up in the dictionary. Justice and temperance seem at odds with each other, however. How am I supposed to be temperate while punching literal Nazis? Is that not justice?
Wednesday the 6th —
Learning prudence has saved me a lot of trouble. Apparently not everyone is a Nazi. I thought they were. My bad.
Thursday the 7th —
The more I think about fortitude the more I realize I'm a coward.
Friday the 8th —
I am morally bankrupt. Oh no, did I just teach myself about the reality of sin? God, save me! Crap, is there a church I can go to anywhere?