Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
"I've got you covered!" Yellen said with a smile after multiple U.S. officials expressed doubt the country could stay afloat financially while simultaneously funding wars in Israel and Ukraine. "With the killer discount I get from Raytheon, we'll be bombing people into oblivion on two continents, all without breaking the bank!"
Yellen then produced her limited edition Raytheon Gold Card and offered to put the wars on her personal tab. "Janet really bailed us out on this one," said Air Force Gen. Charles Q. Brown, Jr., Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "She even has a 'Preferred Customer' Raytheon punch card, so we're only a couple more wars away from getting a free war! Taiwan, here we come!"
The Treasury Secretary was all too happy to help out. "Running a country can be expensive," she said, "especially when it doesn't even bother to pay its own debts. Thankfully, with this 'Friends & Family' discount, we'll be mortgaging the future of our country at a much more favorable rate! Thanks, Raytheon!"
At publishing time, Yellen had scheduled a meeting with Pentagon officials to tell them about Raytheon's new promotion that would allow the U.S. to save big on wars by bundling them together.
Reader Comments
JohnDukes Israel is all-in on Agenda 2030 and used its own population to test Pfizer’s mRNA gene-therapy.Time will tell on this. It was explained to me that if most of the Israelis were given sailine solution, they could self promote vaccine safety, this was early on in the roll out and while considering that Israeli Jews have been practicing sperm and egg cryogenics since the late 80s (and for all government and military personel) is "suggestive" they are NOT democidel to their own nationals, unlike the western nations whos governments and top medical people have expressed no loyalty to their respective nationals because they are dual passport name-changed Israeli Jews, this is also "suggestive" from observing vaccine die off due to national democide, but is more difficult to obtain reliable data on because it is expected to be looked into and with aforethought guarded by muddying the data with methods that fail to recognize or delay for months statistical data.
Also Israel is a known to have form on being deceptive, which begs the question, why do we believe them now if we have ever doubted them before (fool me twice principle).
Im not saying your wrong or lying either Im just lacking varifiable evidence to be able to know for sure.
thing is yelling doesn't yell, she just drudges along in sort of monotone accounting bs soft science hateful language and then she thinks to herself:
Wow I'm smart (he, he, hee....
So the costume would require not only the outfit but the demeaner it takes to wear it -
yellen doesn't yell -
she just spews bullshit..bullshit...and more bullshit self-fulfilling circular stupid accounting economic hatefulness...
You got what it takes to be in a yellen outfit?
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BK, Poem of the Day, 101823 1157