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Mr. Potato

Man Changes Name to a Snack Food

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A British man obsessed with a particular brand of potato chips has changed his name to share the same moniker as his favorite snack food.

Chris Hunt, 26, legally changed his name by deed poll to Mr. Monster Munch, according to the Telegraph .

Munch, who is a plumber, reportedly eats the snacks for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and has come up with recipes that include Monster Munch in rice and pasta dishes.

Book

Ohio: Book Returned to Library After 60 years

A book has been mailed back to an Ohio library after six decades, accompanied by an anonymous letter of remorse.

The biography Napoleon by Emil Ludwig recently arrived at Toledo's main library, with a brief note that read:
"I removed this book from your stacks in 1949 and did not check it out. I apologize. It's an excellent book and in good condition."
The person who signed it "An ex-Toledoan" also wrote, "Carrying guilt for 60 years is a terrible thing."

Library spokeswoman Rhonda Sewell says the package, with its Beverly Hills, Calif., postmark, came as a shock.

She says the holiday season may have moved the sender to right a longtime wrong.

Pistol

Kansas: Woman Scares Away Intruder by Claiming Heart Attack

Kansas City police are looking for a man who broke into a 70-year-old woman's house and tried to rob her.

The woman said she heard her rear sliding glass door break about 2:20 p.m. Monday in the 11800 block of Fremont Avenue. A man then crashed through the wooden louvered doors into her kitchen and pointed a gun at her.

"Get on the ground!" he yelled.

The woman told the gunman she couldn't because she was having a heart attack. The suspect ran out the rear door without stealing anything.

Cow

Tennessee: Cows Licked $100 in Damage to House

A Tennessee man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow."

Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office on Thursday, complaining that a neighbor's cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.

The Kingsport Times-News reports that Davis' home is just a couple of feet from a fence enclosing the cows' pasture. They managed to poke their heads through to lick the house, though a deputy's report did not indicate what made the house so tasty.

Beer

Tennessee man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911

Murfreesboro - A Middle Tennessee man was arrested after police said he drunk-dialed 911 and has called police 47 times over the last year. Murfreesboro police arrested a 57-year-old man on Thursday after police responded to an emergency call to find him intoxicated in his home. According to the police report, officers asked him why he called 911 and he replied that he was "just drunk."

Magic Wand

Police force 'consulted warlock' over horse plaiting

A police force has consulted a "warlock" in an attempt to unravel a spate of mysterious incidents of horses having their manes plaited.

Owners in west Dorset and the surrounding counties had believed that thieves plaited the manes of the beasts to identify which ones to steal when they returned at night.

But police officers investigating the incidents said there had been no thefts, and instead their enquiries led to the world of pagan ritual.

It is now believed that the practice is a part of white witch "knot magick" that is used when a spell is cast.

It seems those responsible to go extreme lengths at night to carry out their plaiting as horses have had their manes knotted on nights of high wind and rain.

And some of those targeted have been in fields surrounded by electric fences, miles from anywhere.

Heart - Black

Dog Loses Job at Convenience Store

Everyday Cody the dog has greeted patrons of the Clearwater, Fla., BP gas station and convenience store. He's a popular fixture, warming hearts and bringing a smile to everyone's faces. But this week Cody may have lost his job for good.

Cody
© MyFoxTampaBayCody greets a customer at the BP gas station in Clearwater, Fla.
The St. Petersburg Times reports that on Thursday, Cody's owner and BP store owner, Karim Mansour, received a notice from the Florida Department of Agriculture that said Cody was a source of food contamination. The report stated, "Prohibited animals present in a food establishment. Dog seen in retail area."

Mr. Potato

Ireland: Burglar Caught Out by Leaving Phone Behind

A burglar was caught after leaving his phone at a crime scene and ringing it while looking for its return.

Garda John Ryan picked up the call on Paul Cullen's phone, pretending to be the house owner, and arranged to meet the 30-year-old drug addict to give it back.

Cullen, of Clonmacnoise Road, Crumlin, apologised on the phone to Gda Ryan, believing him to be house owner Mark O'Connor.

He told him the burglary and subsequent assault wasn't his idea.

Newspaper

UK: Drunk Police Officer Arrested at Her Own Police Station

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A policewoman was arrested for drink-driving at the station where she worked after turning up inebriated, a court has heard.

Philippa Evans was breathalysed after arriving 'dishevelled' and telling a colleague 'I'm still p****d', the hearing was told.

The 42-year-old kept alcohol in her locker and sometimes drank cider before going on duty, it was claimed.

Evans, who is based in Milton Keynes and lives in Wolverton, Buckinghamshire, had denied drink-driving in December last year but was found guilty.

She was banned from driving for 20 months and told to pay £905 in fines and costs at Aylesbury magistrates' court.

Pumpkin

Germany: Christmas Tree Strikes Back

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© Europics.atThe Christmas tree came crashing down because of the high winds
A giant Christmas tree came crashing down onto the car of this unlucky fella.

The Christmas tree was toppled by high winds in Berlin, Germany, and came crashing down on top of Uwe Klein's Volkswagen Golf.

The 45-year-old reported the damage to local police - and then cut the tree down to size and drove it home.

He told the Austrian Times: "I thought I might as well at least get something out of it.