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"We knew it was time to introduce some more serious vehicles to our fleet," said local U-Haul franchise owner Glax Destroyer, who manages 12 locations in Southern California. "We brought in the War Rig to supplement our completely depleted fleet of moving vans. With everyone leaving in droves, we don't have much left. We're pretty much salvaging old trucks from the junkyard and then adding armor plating and mounted weapons."
Sources confirm that each War Rig will comfortably seat a traditionally-sized California family of one person. They boast a fuel economy of 6 miles per gallon of guzzoline, which the U-Haul location will provide.
"I live! I die! I live again!" cried one patriarch as he led his family through the desert and toward Arizona in one of the new U-Haul War Rigs. "Witness me!"
Mr. Destroyer encourages customers to come early to secure their rigs before his power goes out and everything bursts into flames.
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A question: Why aren't they spraying it around a group of targets? Looks a LOT more boring the way they're just holding it aimed at one point, just putting one big hole in a single target. (In Clear & Present Danger book, Jack Ryan is taught to use the thing properly which is swing it at everything.)
R.C.
P.s., re above UHaul picture, I just noticed the Huey Rocket Tubes.
Also, is that an electronic rail gun on the right (driver's side) roof?
RC
R.C.
to the hip bone oopsto the drive gear which is powered electrically.)R.C.
P.s., Joyly, infra:, re: Your "laugh for the day." Have a few more! You should never ration laughs!
RC
I have some for sale if yours have given up
RC
I been swimming at the pool though. 🏊♀️
R.C. RC
RC
*In just checking that, I found it interesting that the pressures of the .308/7.62X51 v. the .223/5.56x45 are vice versa of each other: RC
Ruger 10/22 x 2 hand crank, just for fun on a smaller budget.
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I thought at that time, 'there's got to be a better way to do this', such as by hooking up a little electric motor to the ticker's gears, or such, which of course would probably be held by the ATF to be 'creating a machine gun' or whatever their inane and unconstitutional opinion is.
R.C.
It was likely the best airplane model I'd ever made. I had no patience then (still don't) so I placed it over a lamp to dry, and promptly forgot about it.
The heat caused the wings to somewhat melt up into a slightly V-shape. I was ANGRY with self, but I proceeded to break out a candle and ice pick, and turned it into a shot-down AC-46, which was probably the best model I ever made.
RC
damn krauts... oops I mean huns oops I mean East German Honecker, -boys, oops, I mean Germans who can make firearms so God damn well? (I've said before that my P226 is stamped "Made in W. Germany.")R.C.
The Wehrmacht had assigned a team of at least 3 to a MG42. The barrel overheated after about a minute of firing, so the second gunner helped to swap out the barrel (which took a few seconds), and the third covered them with a carbine. Not sure if my girls could manage that ...
Perhaps I take the MG15 instead ???
(What is is with (normal) males and firearms anyway?)
(I know that I'm a damn fine shot, and, as re pool, a 'shark' (same muscle groups, I guess.)
RC
P.s., I ain't gonna inventory what I'm lucky enough to have, but I do have an ancient M16A1 (civilian semiauto only) from around 1978? Looks like this: [Link] and ain't as accurate as my HBAR, but damn those are fun guns.
RC
Had been in an APC that fired a 13mm gun, but personally, I only shot the German AK-47 clone. Hunting is in our blood, I guess ...
I've got an idea, we'll play the AmeriKan Idiot version of Russian Roulette with it. We load it, spin it around and hold it up to your head first. If it doesn't go bang, you get to keep it.
R.C.
*What do you have? A Raven SNS in .25 Auto?
RC
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From what I've heard, I'd guess that CZ's are probably the most underrated guns out there. (Lord knows there's many makes that that are overrated.) Next time I acquire a firearm, I'll keep them in mind. Are you out in the great SW?
(Yeah, anyone who agrees to RR with a semiauto deserves their death by violation of the stupidity statute, though such ain't much more stupid than revolver RR.)
R.C.