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In the finale of the "Fun With AI" series, Mandatory Intellectomy probes the philosophical core of large language models through live conversations with DeepSeek, Claude Sonnet, and especially MiniMax. The result is a stark diagnosis: current AI is epistemologically inept and ontologically ignorant — a sophisticated pattern-matcher that perfectly imitates understanding while possessing none. The piece connects these limitations to broader questions of consciousness, the AGI illusion, and the materialist hubris driving the industry, closing the series with a warning that we are playing with forces we refuse to understand.This is the last of the series "Fun With AI" (links at the end) and it ends, appropriately, with two of my favorite topics: Epistemology and Ontology.
Ontology is the study of being, existence, or reality itself — what exists, what kinds of things exist (e.g., physical objects, abstract entities like numbers, or minds), and the nature or categories of existence. Epistemology, by contrast, is the study of knowledge — how we come to know things, what counts as justified belief, the sources and limits of knowledge, and how we distinguish truth from opinion.If your epistemology is no good, your ontology is gonna suck and that could be seriously problematical. I'm not sure that everyone really grasps how important these topics are. Yeah, they are fancy sounding words and you don't hear regular folks spouting them on the daily. But you can bet your bippy that they influence everything about everyone's life. Here and there throughout the previous series I gave examples of how this works on individual and global scales. Very smart people can be using very bad epistemological approaches and methods and end up shooting themselves in both feet regularly and causing a lot of harm around them. Elon Musk and Donald Trump - who both claim to be pretty smart and have something of a track record to support those claims - come to mind. However, in Herodotus' Histories (Book 1), Croesus, the wealthy king of Lydia, asked Solon who the happiest (or most blessed/fortunate) person was, expecting Solon to name him due to his riches and power. Solon instead pointed to ordinary people like Tellus of Athens, who lived a virtuous life, saw his children thrive, and died honorably in battle.
Comment: Read the earlier parts in this series here:
Fun With AI #1: The System - By Design, Not Stupidity
Fun With AI #2: As Above, So Below - The Universe's Intelligent Design
Fun With AI #3: Learned Helplessness: The Architecture of Self-Disabling
Fun With AI #4: Trillions Into the Void - The Black Budget Black Hole That's Hiding in Plain Sight
Fun With AI #5: Epistemologically Inept, Ontologically Ignorant
Fun With AI #6: Grok Reads High Strangeness and Delivers a Surprisingly Sharp Review