MBS - "I've had thousands of people murdered - What's your point?" — Don't Panic! Lighten Up!

"Woah! Wait. Hold on a second here, guys. You're suddenly pissed that I killed one measly journalist? Seriously?" Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman addressed the world's press last night in an eye opening speech calling out the CIA and his critics accusing him of being a 'red line'.

"Fucking red line? I'll give you a red line: we're literally starving 10 million people in Yemen and you're getting on our case over having some bad mouthed hack, hacked to death? Please, even my moral compass points to hypocrisy here," bin Salman continued.

"We're using the weapons you sold us to annihilate innocent civilians, for Allah's sakes. You're even refuelling our planes mid air during the bombing campaigns. You're buying our oil. You watch us decapitating hundreds of people every year, some of whom are women who were raped because they tried to retaliate, and only now you're suddenly 'concerned'?

"Seriously, have a logical think about it there to yourselves," the Prince then paused, staring down at the gathered reporters.

His comments came as pressure mounts on the Saudi Royal over a recent report by US intelligence agencies which claims he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who was lured to the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, before being killed and reportedly dismembered.

"Well, it was hardly the fucking tooth fairy that chopped him up for looking to make a buck on his teeth, was it?" bin Salman retorted. "Seriously, if I go down for this it will be a total embarrassment to the family. Do me for something juicy and worthwhile, like genocide, or trial me as a war criminal, but not chopping up some loser in an embassy - I order hits like that in my sleep".

Reader Comments

blackwolfpaul · 2018-11-23T02:24:25Z

you sick fucked up bastard, in the next life you twat, karma will for sure get you back,, you will experience the pain of thousands of painful deaths over and over!!

Giant Meteor 24 · 2018-11-23T03:51:13Z

tell us how you really feel BWP!

KristiB · 2018-11-23T04:27:56Z

I often take comfort in something my ex-Scottish boyfriend told me about people like this. He was Personal Protection/Security for very rich and powerful elite people. And he told me that when he worked Security Detail for scumbags like the Royal Saudi Family which there are lots of, he would tell his security team that in the event of a violent confrontation that none of his team should take a bullet for these parasites, but duck for cover while he himself took the opportunity to take one or two out himself under the 'cover' of fire. And, I knew he meant it. These people I've heard from many are truly disgusting human beings who inspire a deep seated loathing and disgust, Much like Politicians EVERYWHERE!

Gene · 2018-11-23T04:43:27Z

This is the best I read on Sott.net for the last couple of weeks. God bless Saddam. He was a lion watching the Gulf parasites. Once he was murdered, they start biting.

LMAO · 2018-11-23T19:37:14Z

Kinda disheartening,and quite nauseating that our leaders here in the west,despite all their rhetoric around human rights,& freedom & democracy go out of their way to kiss the arse of this thing pictured.

Are all politicians the ultimate examples of lying,willfully blind scumbag suckers ?

Considering most politicians are lawyers,I won't need anyone to answer that.

"The 1st thing we do,lets kill all the lawyers" Shakespeare

agni · 2018-11-24T19:28:37Z

What's the big deal about it ? It's obviously not as bad as Skripal poisoning. (Judging by political reaction around the globe).

maryd · 2018-11-24T20:12:48Z

People, this is in the *Lighten up* section. Source is Whisper News. There is no official source. See original report.

Plus there is no way this man would make such a statement when all eyes are on him after the recent death in Turkey- which is being blamed on him.

I don't know what he did or did not do, but use your heads, this is sarcasm.

whitey · 2018-11-25T18:50:37Z

maryd That's right maryd.

This articles' source is like the Scottish equivalent of The Onion......a satirical spoof site.

Here's a link to the site's disclaimer.......[Link]