Donkey Offer
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Donkey Offer Article
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Source - 20 Minutos Editora

Which roughly translated from the Spanish means:

They offer a donkey to Greta Thunberg to get to Madrid: "The expenses would be on our side"

The generous offer comes from the Association of Neighbours in Toledo.

No doubt, little Greta will be delighted to accept this offer, and travel in true zero carbon fashion.

As the Association point out:
"Our ancestors have used it and it has been the most environmentally friendly in human displacement."