Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
The staunch Democrat said he wants the woman to marry him but won't reveal his position on adultery until the marriage is finalized.
"Listen, I love you, babe, but you don't deserve to know what I think about adultery until you say 'I do,'" he told her during a romantic dinner just after he proposed.
"No matter how many times his girlfriend asked, Millikers refused to give a straight answer," said the anonymous source. "He said something like: 'Lookie here, Jill! If I tell you right now whether or not I plan to remain faithful to you, that would become the story! This is just a distraction! I think it's better to just get married first with no prenup. Then I'll tell you what I plan to do.'"
Other things he refuses to reveal his position on include taking showers, putting socks in the hamper, going out drinking with the boys every night, and watching sports all day while he ignores his family.
"You'll find out my positions on these issues once we are married."
Reader Comments
If the guy wants to get married without a prenup, the woman can take him to the cleaners during a divorce, i.e., she gets compensated and gets personal satisfaction of "getting back" at him for treating her improperly. The voters have no such recourse against the politicians.
The parody would have been much closer to the political reality if the guy had wanted marriage WITH a prenup that would make it impossible for the woman to have any recourse against the guy no matter how badly he behaved.
Much closer!
"No matter how many times his girlfriend asked, Millikers refused to give a straight answer," said the anonymous source. "He said something like: 'Lookie here, Jill! If I tell you right now whether or not I plan to remain faithful to you, that would become the story! This is just a distraction! I think it's better to just get married first with no prenup. Then I'll tell you what I plan to do.'"R.C.





