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Euro 2016: David Cameron ridiculed by Welsh fans after his pretend support for Wales

Ex-British Prime Minister David Cameron found himself a victim of abuse from Wales fans after congratulating the country on their victory over Belgium on Friday night.

The Welsh national side shocked the footballing world after making it into the semi-final stage of the Euros by beating a team brimming with talent, such as the likes of Eden Hazard, Romelu Lukaku and Kevin de Bruyne.

They would end up 3-1 victors on the night, and while Wales fans appreciate all the support they can get, Cameron's congratulatory message was met with a concerted backlash.

Prior to the game, the Prime Minister tweeted:
PM: Huge game for Wales tonight at #EURO2016. You are doing the home nations proud - best of luck, we are all right behind you @FAWales #WAL

— UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) July 1, 2016

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John Oliver on Trump university

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Trump University LLC (formerly the Trump Wealth Institute; later named Trump Entrepreneur Initiative LLC) was an American for-profit education company that ran a real estate training program from 2005 until at least 2010. After multiple lawsuits, it is now defunct. It was founded by Donald Trump and his associates, Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny, in 2004. The company offered courses in real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation, charging fees ranging from $1,500 to $35,000 per course.

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A message to terrorists from the red, white and blue

Remy channels his inner Toby Keith to send terrorists a message. You will be spied on and have your balls groped until the US catches the last terrorist. Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.

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Birthday surprise: Bear crashes through Alaskan family's skylight, eats the birthday cupcakes


Alicia Bishop holds the cupcakes that a bear licked the frosting off of in front of woodland-themed birthday party decor inside her Starr Hill home on Saturday.
Bear and cupcakes sounds like the most unusual combination ever, but not in Alaska! A young male black bear randomly crashed through the Alaskan family's skylight while a birthday party was going on.

The little boy named Jackson, was hardly expecting such a surprise visit. When the bear fell into the party they both stared at each other 'in disbelief', while people raced out of the room.

Jackson's grandparents grabbed him and raced upstairs. However, the bear didn't run or attack anyone because the big guy was actually more interested in the birthday cupcakes!

He stayed in the room for some time to eat the family's lemon, blueberry and peanut butter cupcakes. When the home owners finally got the bear out, he casually strolled out of the house.

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Not satire: Kadyrov aide to be recruited through Chechen reality TV show

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Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov will recruit a new aide through an Apprentice-style reality television show, state channel Rossiya-1 announced on June 30.

Rossiya said candidates for The Team show must be ready and willing to work 24 hours a day and have ideas for developing the Caucasus republic, which endured two brutal separatist wars with Russia.

Contestants will face challenges such as climbing mountains as well as "experiencing Chechen hospitality and traditions to the full degree," the broadcaster said.

An introductory episode on June 30 showed a young man with an eager look on his face gasping for breath after laboring through an obstacle course used for training Chechen police.

Kadyrov will select the winning candidate himself with the help of a jury and give him or her a job as head of the Strategic Development Agency, Rossiya said.

Comment: If there's one thing to say about Kadyrov, he's always entertaining!

Given the popularity of TV shows like American Idol in the States, the U.S. might be better served by replacing their electoral system with a reality show. It would certainly be more entertaining than the primaries...


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Ted Cruz: "I will endorse Donald Trump for President if he makes masturbation illegal"

U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) sent shockwaves through the Republican Party today when he announced that he would endorse Donald Trump for President, but only if the GOP nominee would be willing to publicly support a ban on masturbation. The Senator called this 'The single most important issue facing the country today' and that without 'swift action by the next President the country was doomed to slide down a slippery slope of debauchery and self-satisfaction'.

"Self-love is a silent killer in this country. This needless act of hedonistic indulgence is leading our children down a dark and destructive path. It starts innocently enough with a JC Penney catalogue tucked under your mattress, but it quickly spirals out of control, and before you know it, your mother has to call the coroner because you've died from auto-erotic asphyxiation. I'm not saying that we should lock up these one armed bandits and throw away the key; what we need is a compassionate approach that helps these deviants reform and become productive members of society. That is why I believe a prison sentence of three to five years will help motivate these heathens to change their evil ways and stay off the Devil's playground for good," Cruz said. "I'm asking Mr. Trump to acknowledge the severity of this problem, and commit to finding real solutions. If he does that, I will do whatever it takes to help him secure the White House in November. Should Mr. Trump decline, I think it's safe to say that all options, including a third party run, are out on the table."

Donald Trump told ABC News that he was open to the idea, though he refused to take a clear stand.

"Look, do I think Senator Cruz is right about this? You know, maybe he is. To be honest, I don't know a lot about taking care of your own business down there. I don't need to. I'm an amazing lover, the best lover, and I literally have women lined up around the block to be with me. I could have any woman I wanted, so there is no need to for me to be grabbing at very large and not at all inadequate straws. But I do think this business about playing with your own business could have national security implications. My people are going to sit down and look hard and this situation and find a great answer for it, the best answer there is."

Comment: One has to wonder, if this ban was ever (in a insane world) passed, how exactly would this be policed?


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John Oliver: Brexit update

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The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, and it looks like it may not be an especially smooth transition.


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SweePee Rambo awarded the title of World's Ugliest Dog

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First place winner, SweePee Rambo.
The third time was the charm for SweePee Rambo, who took home the title of top dog at Petaluma's World's Ugliest Dog contest Friday night.

Her blonde mohawk glistening in the sun, legs bowed out like a frog, SweePee was a crowd favorite at the Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds, where 16 malformed pooches paraded for the annual, infamous honor in front of an audience that peaked at about 100.

Judge Neal Gottlieb seemed particularly impressed with a sore on SweePee's leg, noting dogs get extra points for ooze.

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British refugees make the journey across the Irish Sea by the thousands

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The Irish coast guard has today issued a nationwide warning for the East Coast as hundreds of thousands of British refugees risk their lives to cross the Irish sea in an attempt to flee the impoverished and unstable nation.

Dinghies overflowing with desperate migrants are so far half way through their journey, many with women and children aboard, wishing to make a new start on the Emerald Isle.

"We have rescued hundreds of people from crafts due to overcrowding," winchman Derek Ryan of Rescue 117 told WWN today.

"It's a terrible situation as many of these people are only hoping for a better quality of life in the EU".

Taoiseach Enda Kenny has called an emergency meeting in the Dáil this afternoon to help find a solution to the influx of British refugees.

It is expected many of those landing on the Irish coast will have to be quarantined, as they are not a part of the European Union.

"Emergency prefabs will be erected to help cope and house these poor unfortunate people," Mr. Kenny stated. "I urge everyone to do what they can to help support the migrants in anyway, whether that be waiting with hots cups of tea on the shoreline, to giving them fresh clothes to wear".

An estimated 450,000 people have already fled the UK mainland to neighbouring EU countries.

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Ireland's 'Green Army' fans amid Euro 2016 football violence (VIDEOS)

Ireland may have been disappointed to draw their opening Euro 2016 group match against Sweden, but football fans from the "Emerald Isle" can be proud of moving ahead in the game of hearts and minds in France.

Four years ago at Euro 2012, Irish fans put in a performance from the stands that belied their team's dismal display on the field in Poland.


The full voice of the "Green Army" and their exemplary behavior during the tournament saw UEFA present a special fans' award to the Football Association of Ireland, after the nation had watched its side crash out with no points.