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How Ireland is celebrating the king's coronation

Waterford Whispers News
Fri, 05 May 2023 03:28 UTC

LIKE all other 8 billion inhabitants of planet earth, Ireland is 'Coronation Crazy' and is fit to burst with excitement at the prospect of King Charles donning a crown in front of adoring and loyal public.

And here's all the ways Ireland is celebrating the historic occasion:

- Special masses will be laid on around Ireland, allowing people a place to pray for torrential rain to hit London.

- Getting the calculator out and working out how much good £100mn could do for poor people across Britain if it wasn't been spent on a party for Charles.

- Generally staring in the direction of England incredulously while wondering if they should contact NHS mental health professionals on England's behalf.

- Any horse born in Ireland on Coronation Day must bare the name Camilla

- Invite Paul Burrell onto the Late Late to chat shit about Charles.

- Just like England came up with a 'coronation chicken' recipe in 1953 when Queen Elizabeth ascended to the throne, Ireland has developed 'coronation manure' a signature manure which is made by combining the faeces of cows, sheep, pigs and other farm animals.

- A special line of King Charles Tampons with his face on them are being sold in shops everywhere.

- Texting British friends with messages acknowledging this day of great significance for them, the text will largely be comprised of pointing out the fact Charles won't be paying a penny of inheritance tax.

- Build Your Own Monarchy - one of the more fun events will see Irish people celebrate Charles by nominating their own 'royal family' in towns and villages. The rules are simple; find the most inbred person in your town, give them all the town's land for free and say 'thank you' when they treat you with utter contempt.

- Cloning technology will allow The Wolfe Tones to play every pub in Ireland, meaning the nation can sing Celtic Symphony in unison.

Reader Comments

ReRan · 2023-05-06T04:34:20Z

"Any horse born in Ireland on Coronation Day must bare the name Camilla"

My favourite.

jfm5959 ·

ReRan

· 2023-05-06T16:49:32Z

codis · 2023-05-06T07:26:30Z

I somehow got the impression the Irish don't like England. Nor the king and his ... wife.

Christian83 · 2023-05-06T09:18:32Z

codis Very much hated in Liverpool! They have a televised game between Liverpool(home) and Brentford(away) and it’s the only televised game on today. The government in their infinite wisdom has leaned on the premier league to play the national anthem before every game and there’s going to be an awful lot of boo’s ringing out, then all the papers will show fake outrage at the peasants voicing their displeasure at the monarchy. It was only 1911 that Churchillgunboat trained it’s guns on Liverpool docks. Why? The workers were striking! And now Rishi is looking at anti strike laws lol. [Link]
Liverpool fans have their say [Link]

codis · 2023-05-06T15:42:51Z

Christian83 Ah yes, I remember. The British government was historically not very tolerant with striking workers.

By the way, similiar things are the daily fare in Germany. There are no live broadcasts from several football stadiums, because of similiar anti-government chants.

Christian83 · 2023-05-06T17:23:19Z

codis I expect it’s probably the same in France and Italy. I see Spain still fly a Ukrainian flag next to the scoreline during there games.

Christian83 · 2023-05-06T09:57:16Z

Meanwhile, in other parts of UK [Link]
Soooo much safer without guns 👌

Dwoods44 · 2023-05-06T12:23:46Z

A 2022 Newsweek article:

" Prince Charles was accused of "bailing out" Prince Andrew over reports he is giving his brother most of a $9 million (£7 million) loan for his Jeffrey Epstein settlement.

The future king has been accused of giving Andrew a short-term loan to cover the cost of a settlement in the lawsuit brought by Virginia Giuffre.

The Duke of York is selling his ski chalet, but The Sun reported he may not complete the sale in time and needed to borrow in order to relieve financial pressure."

scrutinizer · 2023-05-06T14:16:27Z

How about digging up cromwell's decapitated head and having a huge soccer match celebration.

Players dressed up like this inbred bleeder scumbag.

Matthew ·

Is this article a joke?

· 2023-05-06T14:27:46Z

Matthew · 2023-05-06T14:28:28Z

Forgot I was in dont panic lighten up lol

Christian83 · 2023-05-06T23:48:16Z

Fun Fact;

The Mother of Darkness was dumped on the 19th September 2022. Today on the 6th May that horrible thing was crowned. 7 months and 20 days difference between the dates.

Or, as I say it…

6 months,

6 weeks, and

6 days ago.

ReRan · 2023-05-07T01:40:39Z

Christian83 Wow, well done!

Christian83 · 2023-05-07T03:41:45Z

ReRan I can’t take credit really I saw it somewhere else on a 4 minute video and the narrator says it like 6 months, 6 weeks and 6 days and I’m sat thinking wtf are you talking about you don’t get 6 weeks like that there’s only4 weeks in a month… and the penny dropped after a second lol it’s cos he didn’t say 7 months and twenty days so I thought I’d word it with both number sets to avoid the confusion 😂

But thanks anyway RR

Here’s the video check out its titled - THE DARK PRINCE CROWNED ON THE TRIPLE 6TH DAY OF MAY..... which is a confusing title lol [Link]
And did you notice the fucking Grim Reaper run behind charles as he’s literally walking down the aisle!? I want to know if that’s obviously a tradition? Elizabeth have a Grim Reaper behind her? What other rituals go on behind closed doors?

I’m ashamed we have sunk so low.

Christian83 · 2023-05-07T03:56:52Z

ReRan The worrying thing is there’s not long until Ostara which is a Satanic date. The date is 20-23 May. Or American date 322 which is the number for Skull & Bones Club at Yale that the Bush family are members.

Makes me question whether this War will start or some massive FF involving mass deaths probably kids or something terrible will be initiated on this date? These people think they get more power on these dates and seeing how open these people are glorifying satanic behaviour I would not be surprised if something happened. Avoid all concerts lol

ReRan · 2023-05-07T13:57:06Z

Christian83 We'll see what happens. It always seems to be something to distract or blind side us.

codis · 2023-05-07T15:14:10Z

Christian83

Or, as I say it…

6 months,

6 weeks, and

6 days ago.

Now I am sure this is just a coincidence ...

Christian83 · 2023-05-07T15:27:01Z

codis For sure mate

Hey have you heard about gangstalking? I just seen something that’s absolutely blown my mind and I wondered if you or anyone else has heard of this?

codis · 2023-05-07T16:20:46Z

Christian83 Not before now.

Though now as I know about it, I feel gang-stalked by all the Coro-Nazis over the last three years.

Baybars · 2023-05-09T19:45:45Z

Christian83 Shabbtai Zvi declared himself the Jewish Messiah on the sixth day of the sixth month of the year 1666.

His influence remains a key component of the Zionist ethos.

Christian83 · 2023-05-10T08:12:51Z

codis Yeah I’ve only recently come across this. At first I’m very dubious but I have done a bit of digging and it actually looks like it is going on. I came across a video and this woman has managed to get a very good video actually catching a group of 6 stalking her. The group has a coordinator that directs the group and he looks military and uses sophisticated hand and body signals. It truly is astonishing if you have a chance check it out [Link]

They also use something called Voice2Skull to make this poor kid think he’s schizophrenic and this kid is recording a thing describing his illness and the camera picks up interference from the frequency used on the boy. Now the boy says the voices are telling him to turn the recording off and some people got hold of the interference and modulated it to a certain frequency and sure enough, you can here someone say turn it off and this is a split second before the kids says. That poor kid isn’t schizophrenic, how evil?

Here’s a link with some very interesting information and further information including former NSA head talking about these weapons [Link]
Baybars I didn’t know that!

codis · 2023-05-10T09:09:00Z

Christian83 That sounds quite plausible, but the effort would probably only be justified for "high-profile" targets.

They also use something called Voice2Skull to make this poor kid think he’s schizophrenic ...

This is definitely legit, I have seen patents about this topic a decade ago or more.

The audio signal is coupled in via directed ultrasound or RF, physically tuned to receptive parts of the ear. Remember, frequency and wavelength are indirectly proportional, corresponding to physical size. Like the opera singer who can bust a gals with his voice ...

The inner ear "demodulates" the imprinted audio signal by shear size & mass, and the victim hears "voices in his head".

Christian83 · 2023-05-10T09:26:01Z

codis Apparently they’re at a level where they bounce the signal or piggyback it of WiFi. So all things IoT etc. Might explain why they want 5g everywhere.

That Americanconservative link has some quite technical information and talks about patents etc. Apparently there’s a network of gang stalkers to specific areas. Estimates suggest between 1-2 million operatives. Hard to believe I know, but there’s definitely something to it.

Scary world we live in.

codis · 2023-05-10T09:47:59Z

Christian83

Apparently they’re at a level where they bounce the signal or piggyback it of WiFi. So all things IoT etc. Might explain why they want 5g everywhere.

Well, I think not.

Both have neither the proper power not frequency to do this. Actual bands and transmission power is highly regulated. I think it requires special equipment to "talk into the head" of a target person.

And while I heard a lot of scary stories about 5G as well, most is just BS.

5G adds only two new frequency ranges, most are very close to existing 3G/4G bands. Only those new ranges (24 .. 28GHz, 37.. 71GHz) have a different effect on human physiology. And, the power output of 5G is significantly smaller than 3G/4G.

Claims about interactions with injected (and perhaps self-assembling) electronics in human bodies are the worst BS, IMHO.

The most significant difference to former generations is coverage and cell size. The "old" 3G/4G base stations had several hundred yards of reach, the new 5G only about 10 .. 50 yards. Which requires a much denser network of base station nodes.

Within a 3G/4G network, each device (cell phone) could be located via triangulation within the 100...200 yard circle. In the worst case, not even good enough for conventional cruise-missile strike.

With 5G, this reduces to 1...2 yards. Think about the possibilities ...

Christian83 · 2023-05-10T10:09:55Z

codis Thanks for the info mate.

It’s hard to differentiate fact from fiction these days.

It’s all heading in a very worrying direction

I saw something or read it, that the amount of squished bugs on windshields today are 60% less than twenty years ago. I think that’s related to the ever increasing power of the frequency’s. Bee’s are on the decline too, as you are probably well aware.

codis · 2023-05-10T10:42:55Z

Christian83

It’s hard to differentiate fact from fiction these days.

That is definitely true.

While I think there are some fools around that feel compelled to talk about topics despite not knowing anything, there are also hired shills.I see the Flat Earth phenomenon as a prime example of a co-int disinfo campaign.

I saw something or read it, that the amount of squished bugs on windshields today are 60% less than twenty years ago. I think that’s related to the ever increasing power of the frequency’s. Bee’s are on the decline too, as you are probably well aware.

Not sure what's the reason.

Natural (i.e. solar and cosmic) radiation increases due to a weakening geomagnetic field. Not to mention, scientists discover more and more species that rely on magnetic fields for orientation.

And our governments spray plenty of undisclosed chemicals into the atmosphere, for our good (solar radiation management), of course.

Christian83 · 2023-05-10T11:29:56Z

codis Yeah I think all migratory animals rely on magnetic fields.

Oh yeah we can’t forget good ol government. Not only the atmosphere either when you consider things like glyphosate.

It’s a wonder any of us are still here!