Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.
According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.
The pair were asked for help by their regal gran when she was baffled by the technology.
But she was reported to be mortified when she heard the end result.
Their message said: "Hey wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I'm away from the throne."
The recording continued: "For a hotline to Philip, press one. For Charles, press two. And for the corgis, press three."
Staff at Murketts Garage in Histon Road, Cambridge, said they spent about three hours exploring a Vauxhall Astra before locating a 3ft python.
An attendant on the China Southern Airlines flight from Guangzhou to Dalian city found the child after landing.
She told Bandao Morning News that she spotted an unclaimed red coat on a window seat after the passengers had disembarked.
"I lifted the coat, and found a child around three-years-old sleeping underneath," she said.
April Branum, 39, of Garden Grove, just south of Los Angeles, went to a local emergency room on February 26 with stomach pain only to discover she was pregnant with a full-term fetus.
Doctors discovered the baby as they took X-rays of Branum's abdominal area and referred her to UCI Medical Center in the nearby city of Orange, California, for prenatal testing, said Susan Mancia, a spokeswoman for UCI Medical Center.
No defects were detected and two days later on February 28, Branum gave birth by caesarean section to a healthy, 7-lb 7-oz (3.4 kg) boy named Walter Scott Edwards III.
I knock on the door. No answer. I knock again and hear a voice. I knock one more time and notice two eyes peeking from behind some blinds. Flashing my badge, I explain I'm doing a story about the alien.
It takes awhile, but she pries open the door a third of the way.
"I'm not sure I can be of any help," she says, in a girlish voice.
"Do you know where he was buried?"
"When people come here, I know they come to see him 'cause they go straight for that tree. The one over there that curves like an arm."
Police could not immediately to confirm the incident, and it was not clear whether the vandalism was linked to two days of left-wing youth riots in the Danish capital.
"It was pink from head to toe," Kristoffer Eriksen, 29, said.
He said police were taking pictures of the statue while a cleanup crew tried to remove the paint with soap and high-pressure water cleaners.
Comment: You gotta wonder where these body parts came from... given the stories one hears about the Chinese using prisoners for body parts.