Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer
Prominent members of the Democratic Party issued a stern warning to foreign governments and organizations that any efforts to interfere in the Democrats' attempts to interfere in the upcoming U.S. election would be met with severe consequences.
"Stop foreign meddling in our elections!" said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer in a statement to the media. "These schemes from international interests to influence the outcome of our elections must stop immediately, which is why we were committed to shipping in millions upon millions of foreigners to swing elections in our favor, both this November and beyond."
Other Democratic leaders said the issue of foreign interference in U.S. elections ranks second in order of importance to the party, with only the mission to import massive demographic-altering waves of foreign migrants into the country and giving them the right to vote taking greater precedence. "We must call attention to this threat," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "If we don't continue to flood our country with foreigners who can influence elections, we risk allowing foreign nations to influence our elections."
At publishing time, Democrats also introduced legislation that would preserve free speech in the United States by forcing social media platforms to silence anyone who said things they disagreed with.
Comment: Unfortunately, it's not actually satire but reality . . . .