While the world is on fire, and war is about to break out, it's important for us Americans to remember what is really important. Pop Stars. That's right. If you're as tired as I am of news featuring people with unpronounceable names in far off places, then this Entertainment Round up is just what you need.

Miley Cyrus
© radaronline.comWho's line is it anyway?
Apparently, Twerkin' may cause Alzheimer's, or at least gives you a really bad memory. Miley Cyrus apparently can't remember the words to her own songs, so she has a teleprompter installed. Wow. Just Wow. The funniest thing about Miley Cyrus, is that she kind of looks like her dad. Sometimes, I wonder if they swap places on stage now and again, who would notice?

katy perry and miley cyrus share a kiss
© MAXA/LandovKaty Perry pulled back from this kiss, wondering ( Where has that tongue been? )
Katy Perry may have kissed some girls, and liked it, but she pulled away from Miley Cyrus attempted smoocheroo.
Katy Perry has opened up about THAT kiss with Miley Cyrus, telling morning TV hosts why she pulled away from the risque pop starlet.

'I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away,' Katy told Australian TV program Sunrise.

'God knows where that tongue has been. We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!'
Can't say I blame her really. Miley Cyrus is a walking crime against geometry.

Just remember, you share DNA with these people. If the After Disclosure people are right, maybe Aliens are going to land on the White House Lawn. To take us all to Interplanetary Zoos. Because the way these people are acting is like animals. Or worse.

miley cyrus, baboon?
© Sott.netWhere's Miley? Can you spot the differences?
Amount of clothes worn directly affects ability to sing. Which is what you're supposed to be doing.

Research performed by me, while in my bath robe, has revealed that the amount of clothing your wear is directly proportional to how well you sing.

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© UnknownRenata Tebaldi, lot's of clothes, could really wail.
picture of mama cass curtseying
© UnknownMama Cass, really had some pipes.
beyonce in a leotard
© UnknownBeyoné, practically nude, couldn't sing her way out of a wet paper bag.
I get it that sex sells. Fine. But you can't see T&A through earphones. Who cares what they look like. Different people are beautiful for different reasons. Why does everything have to be sexed up. Personally I'm madder than a hippo with a hernia about all this so called music coming out these days. The most embarrassing thing about my Katy Perry Teenage Dream album is the cover. Like that was necessary.

Halle Berry Divorce? Schadenfreude.

Halle Berry, who totally ruined the X-Men movies when she brought immense amounts of suck to the role of Storm is maybe gonna get divorced. Normally I'd side with the lady on this issue, but I can't help thinking that this is due to her consistent inability to do anything right, except maybe in Monster's Ball which made me cry, it's probably due to her husband's complete inability to continue to be associated with her unstoppable phail. I shall call it Juggerphail.

One thing that I have noticed is, aside from Simon Cowell running shirtless through Miami, almost all the news about stars recently coming out is mainly about the half-naked female variety.

Operation Distraction

As per usual, most of the media is really just a propaganda and distraction organ for an elite group of oligarchs, it's the bread and circuses of our times. Why do magicians have assistants, and scantily clad ones at that. It's because people, both male and female, have difficulty not looking at the flashy pretty girl, and therefore they don't see the sleight of hand going on. All the glitter is just there to blind you people.