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Uhuru Kenyatta wins Kenyan election by a narrow margin

Rival Raila Odinga refuses to concede and sets his sights on court battle over alleged fraud

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© Simon Maina/Agence France-PresseKenyatta supporters celebrate his victory in Nairobi earlier today.
International criminal court indictee Uhuru Kenyatta was officially declared the winner of Kenya's presidential election this afternoon, although his rival, Raila Odinga, will not concede defeat and a legal challenge, alleging widespread fraud, is certain.

Kenyatta won by the slimmest of margins, earning 50.07% of the vote to clinch a first-round win, in an election that saw a record turnout of 84.9% of registered voters. Kenyans waited for nearly a week for its beleaguered electoral body, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission, to announce the result. So far protests have remained peaceful in a country known for ethnic violence.

"This is a coming of age for Kenya," Kenyatta said in his acceptance speech. "Despite the misgivings of many in the world, we have demonstrated a level of political maturity that surpassed expectation. We voted in peace, we upheld order and respect for the rule of law, and maintained the fabric of our society."

Crusader

A new pope won't save the sinking ship

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As the College of Cardinals slinks into Rome to elect a new pope, the usual chorus of eternal optimists and media lapdogs follow close behind. The secular press is ecstatic because they can pose as pious while lifting sagging newspaper sales and static cable ratings. Beaten down progressive Catholics will do their predictable dupe dance, hoping against all odds that an almost modern pontiff will be elevated to the throne.

Of course, we already know the outcome, given that the last two popes stocked the pool of bishops and cardinals with ideological clones, ensuring conservative continuity. If this weren't bad enough, the former pope will be looking over the new boss' shoulder and has even installed his live-in "personal assistant," to serve the pope-elect, guaranteeing he has eyes and ears inside the Vatican.

But even if my dire assessment were completely off base, it would take nothing short of a miracle to avert failure for the next pope and a crisis of faith for believers. Here are four reasons why the next pope will be met with nearly insurmountable challenges, no matter how talented or charismatic:

Megaphone

Governments urged to prepare for the worst

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Events trigger events, and responding to crisis means policy makers often do not deal with long-term risks
Governments should learn from companies and appoint dedicated "risk ministers", according to the authors of a World Economic Forum (WEF) report.

The "ministers" should assess a broad range of economic, environmental, geopolitical, societal and technological risks, the Global Risks 2013 report's authors reason.

Companies have long had their own "finance ministers", though they call them chief financial officers, and in recent years it has become common to also have risk management functions in companies, according to Axel Lehmann, himself a chief risk officer at Zurich Insurance and a co-author of the report.

It would be useful, adds Lee Howell, managing director of the WEF's Risk Response Network and editor of the report, if governments were to create similar functions, with a view to "take an interdisciplinary and holistic approach to risk".

"How often do you see a central bank governor talk to a defence minister?" he says. "It doesn't really happen."

Bad Guys

Davos 2013: Iceland slams Europe over fishing policy

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Surrendering powers over fishing is a factor of being within the EU, which Iceland is not a part of
Iceland's president has dismissed the European Union's Common Fisheries Policy as a "colossal failure" as some 75% of Europe's fish stock is endangered.

The policy sets quotas for each of the 27 member states and for types of fish.

"Europe is the problem," Olafur Ragnar Grimsson said at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

"It is paradoxical that Europeans see themselves as the most enlightened policy makers in the world," he added.

The global figure for stocks of fish that are endangered or in a very bad shape is 20%, according to Frans Muller, chief executive of German supermarket group Metro, which he says is "by far the largest seller of fish in Europe".

The director of the University of California's Scripps Institution of Oceanography agreed that the situation is very serious, and not only in Europe.

"We've engaged in a war on fish and we've won," he said. "We can't afford to prevail in this war. We have to back off."

Eye 1

Davos 2013: Obesity not a problem for the rich

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At first sight, a photo of emaciated children in developing countries alongside obese people in the West might seem like an apt way to illustrate the massive gap between the rich and the poor.

But it is not, according to experts at the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos.

A truer picture of wealth can be seen during lunch as the WEF is hosting some 2,500 political and business leaders, including many billionaires.

As these inappropriately dubbed "fat cats" tuck into modest portions of healthy food, sipping water or smoothies, it becomes clear that their wealth has not inspired excess - or at least not excessive eating.

Very few of them appear to have any serious weight problems. And given the number of business leaders dressed in ski wear over the weekend, it seems many of them live active lifestyles too.

Gear

U.S. wants Iran's help on FBI agent's mystery disappearance

The United States has asked for Iranian help to locate the whereabouts of retired FBI agent Robert Levinson, who went missing six years ago while on a trip to the Islamic Republic.
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© AFPRobert Levinson went missing in Iran nearly six years ago.
The anniversary of Levinson's disappearance falls on Saturday, and White House spokesman Jay Carney said Washington still placed a high priority on finding Levinson and bringing him home.

"The Iranian government previously offered assistance in locating Mr. Levinson, and we look forward to receiving this assistance, even as we disagree on other key issues," Carney said.

"The FBI has also announced a $1 million reward for information leading to Mr. Levinson's safe return. This year, we again reaffirm our commitment to bringing him home to those who love him."

Iran's government previously said it has no information about the whereabouts of Levinson's, who has become another point of tension between the two nations already at odds over multiple issues, including Tehran's nuclear program.

Bomb

Afghan bombers strike during U.S. official's visit

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© AP Photo/Anja NiedringhausAn Afghan Army soldier runs to take up position outside the Afghan Defense Ministry after a suicide bomber on a bicycle struck outside the ministry, killing at least nine Afghan civilians as U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel visited Kabul, Afghanistan, Saturday, March 9, 2013.
Militants staged two suicide attacks that killed at least 18 people on Saturday, the first full day of U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel's visit to Afghanistan. They were a fresh reminder of the challenges posed by insurgents to the U.S.-led NATO force as it hands over the country's security to the Afghans.

"This attack was a message to him," Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid said of Hagel, in an email to reporters about the attack on the country's Defense Ministry in Kabul.

Hagel was nowhere near that explosion, but heard it across the city. He told reporters traveling with him that he wasn't sure what it was when he heard the explosion.

"We're in a war zone. I've been in war, so shouldn't be surprised when a bomb goes off or there's an explosion," said Hagel, a Vietnam War veteran. Asked what his message to the Taliban would be, he said that the U.S. was going to continue to work with its allies to insure that the Afghan people have the ability to develop their own country and democracy.

In the first attack, a suicide bomber on a bicycle struck outside the Afghan Defense Ministry early Saturday morning, just as employees were arriving for work. About a half hour later, another suicide bomber hit a joint NATO and Afghan patrol near a police checkpoint in Khost city, the capital of Khost province in eastern Afghanistan, said provincial spokesman Baryalai Wakman.

Nine people were killed in the bombing at the ministry, and an Afghan policeman and eight civilians, who were mostly children, died in the blast in Khost, Afghan officials said.

Stormtrooper

Secret Service accused of misconduct in Aaron Swartz case

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© Reuters/Noah BergerAaron Swartz
The former girlfriend of computer hacker Aaron Swartz is lashing out at the US Justice Department after Attorney General Eric Holder defended the prosecution that some say drove the prodigy into committing suicide.

Swartz took his own life in January while waiting to stand trial in a federal computer fraud case that could have ended with him serving upwards of 35 years in prison. Earlier this week, Attorney General Holder said the suicide was a "tragedy" but that the prosecution was indeed by the books.

The Justice Department, said Holder, demonstrated "a good use of prosecutorial discretion" in going after Swartz, who was charged with illegally accessing a trove of academic articles from the website JSTOR. The attorney general also went on to say that Swartz realistically was only facing a few months in prison, not the three decades reported by the press.

Now only days later, Swartz's partner Taren Stinebrickner-Kauffman has harsh words for the attorney general. In a statement obtained by the website TechDirt, Stinebrickner-Kauffman accuses the DoJ of lying to the American public, seizing evidence without a warrant and other claims.

Bomb

Federal agent with fake bomb passes through TSA screening

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© Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images/AFPTransportation Security Administration (TSA) agents screen passangers at Los Angeles International Airport
An undercover TSA agent successfully bypassed security with a mock "bomb" during a recent drill at Newark Liberty International Airport, claims the New York Post.

The daily newspaper reports this week that a team of agents with the US Transportation Security Administration's special operations group entered Newark Airport on February 25 and attempted to board a plane with fake bombs. One of the secret agents, claims the Post, successfully passed two separate security screenings while containing an improvised explosive device-like contraption in his pants.

"He did have a simulated IED in his pants," the source tells the paper. "They did not find it."

According to the person familiar with the incident, the "bomber" made it to his gate in Newark's Terminal B, where aircraft belonging to American Airlines, JetBlue and Delta all regularly dock.

With 33,869,307 passengers going in and out of Newark in 2011, it is one of the busiest transportation hubs in the world. But is it the safest?

Snakes in Suits

Saudi Arabia delays execution of 7 young men amid condemnation from rights groups

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© AFP Photo / Joseph EidSaudi King Abdullah, who ratified the death sentences of the seven men in February, will now reportedly review them.
Seven men sentenced to death for crimes committed whilst underage, have had their executions postponed by Saudi Arabia's royal family. Their cases are being reviewed following claims the men were tortured, threatened and their trial was unfair.

Saudi King Abdullah's eldest son ordered a one-month postponement on the executions that were scheduled for Tuesday, also promising a new investigation and a new trial to be carried out, one of 200 relatives and friends of the young men who gathered near the royal court told Reuters.

The seven men were facing a firing squad, with one to be publicly crucified for three days thereafter.

According to a Saudi security official cited by AP, King Abdullah met with families of the seven accused on Sunday and later said he would review the sentences.