Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
"Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What's with all these white names, folks?" said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. "Why can't we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It's not a joke! Come on, man!"
The World Meteorological Association immediately responded to Biden's request and confirmed they have several names of influential women of color they hope to use for the next deadly tropical cyclone.
At publishing time, sources confirmed Hurricane Lizzo is scheduled to make landfall next week.
Reader Comments
The next hurricane however, will be called Enid Fucking Blyton, specifically to annoy readers of The Guardian.
That changed about 20 years ago.
And rightly so - with the progressing feminization of men over the last decades, most of them became equally moody, unstable and irrational.
Comment: Bonus Bee!