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"It's impossible to overstate just how close we came to losing our fully armed and operational Washington D.C.," said FBI Director Wray. "A direct hit from an AR-15 on the thermal exhaust port on the southeast corner of the White House roof would set off a chain reaction that would destroy the entire District of Columbia."
Sources also claimed that since Trump's sons had extensive experience bulls-eyeing baby elephants in Africa that are no larger than 2 meters, it was only a matter of time before "insurrectionist scum" made a move to destroy the entire facility.
"Just think — Washington D.C. could have been destroyed!" said Director Wray. "The FBI just saved Washington D.C.!" Reports confirmed that FBI approval plunged another 12 points after Wray's statement.
At publishing time, sources confirmed that Trump also had possession of the One Ring, which is now being safely returned to the nation's capital.
Reader Comments
First topic for discussion is exactly how one shoots into a 2 meter hole from a distance.
Drinks on the house!
Place your orders!
Ken
Then push the button.
That house really has outlived its usefulness you want my opinion, so it would be doing everybody a favor to shoot in its 2 meter hole of susceptibility. The technology for this already exists. A little EMP jamming at the proper moment would also be advised.
But, I'm just a bartending pub owner talking shit.....anybody need a drink?
BK
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I bet you the ads you see there are not the same as were presented to me....that is an easy bet because one of the ads was for this:
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Anyhow, I'm listening to the song, but I'm not sure if it is on the boob tube....It is a good one - it speaks of Pluto.
I think the vulnerability is so known and now we are witnessing the slow motion death spiral of a hegemony in imagination only.
Good riddance.
Death from precise missile or death from Chinese water torture - your choice.
Pub will re-open I hope and best to all who are just trying to get along.
Unfortunately by now so much grease has gotten into the bottom of my toaster oven from punctured pieces of aluminum foil leaking that it kept igniting last night so cooking is currently out of the question unless maybe I cover the bottom of the oven with baking soda or go out late at night and use a barbecue behind a Staples store (for which I was banned one morning).
I've decided to increase my offal intake for relatively cheap concentrated nutrition and I think liver often tastes best cooked over a flame.
I think chicken livers are good, but lately the price of chicken-related items seems to be off the scale - have you seen the cost of wings lately? I mean, hells-bells, they used to throw those out before Frank in Buffalo figured out a way to cook em!
Ha, ha.
Ken
Life is good when you figure out new things that are easy to make and what once was considered offal can at another time be a delicacy because folks are fickle when it comes to food, but that is fixing to end I suspect. You have good experience that will come in valuable be my guess.
Yours truly,
Ken
I took your advice and gave the grease trap a good wipe plus a scrape which went a lot quicker and with much less tedium than I expected (I'd been putting it off unecessarily) so now there is a shepherd's pie in there that I just got from a dumpster (another noteworthy retrieval this evening is a bunch of blueberries).
I hope you have a carefree evening, and carefree is where I’m heading. Peace,
Ken
Now we are witnessing a major blow up, who will blast off into another reality? Will it be a mechanical world, or a spiritual world? Who will win the battle, the machines or the real authentic human, that never dies. Machines need Constant Updates" . And technology is more than ever waiting every step of the game to provide, the updates, just like a computer program
I am reminded of the Freaky writer, Stephen King and his book, and apologetic miniseries, The Stand, full of sexual deviants and clowns, to derange the population. And as one would call it NPC's, . A post apocalyptic world, a horror show.
But in reality the vast majority of the world peoples, do not behave or think in that way, humanity is based upon collaboration and cooperation.. and that is is why (the Earth) has survived for millennia, otherwise, we would be a dead planet, much like our human memories, going through our lives,
Trying to determine, what, when, how was it was wrong, and how we can fix it. Only collectively agreement can that answer be determined, and we are on the or realization, or the alternative, we will be slaves forever within the universe in which we live.
The world seems to be divided at this time, some say the manipulation of our natural environment, food, air and water, or as Huxley stated psychological manipulation
*I say combination both, a form of mind control of the masses.
By the Way, I love this heat seeker of thermal vents... [Link]
Time for heads to roll in the CDC and FDA as well as agencies to be rolled under the harm they perpetuate and when these agencies are squashed on the pavement, the letters will be so messed up nobody will be able to interpret it....good riddance I say to those who cause harm upon innocence - may your death be swift for your own sake.
I watched this video offered up by Mikey, a fine commenter indeed, but I find it very unconvincing .
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A little dot forms in the sequence and the dot is not a pixel. It has volume. I was expecting so much more and I'd post on the thread where it was provided, but I can't find it just now and so why not - the Pub is open for business. I'm close by as any good bartender ought be, so order a drink and share an opinion. Remember this, the concept of what a "point" is is subject to debate. Debate is what Pubs are all about. At least my Pub.
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Can I get you something?
Later.
Ken
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oh correction on my end...the images you provided are just above....a green glow about it all.....green is the color of life I reckon.
I've never tried cat liver, nor cat meat at all (at least that I know of, guess I can't say for certain*) but if I was hungry enough I'd eat it too. I once considered eating a dead cat but I didn't think it was fresh enough.
*Once I ate a can of lunch meat I'd gotten from a shelter and read the ingredients, as is my wont, it was chicken and pork mostly if I remember correctly, however one of the ingredients was simply "meat," unspecified, just "meat" from an unidentified species.