© The Babylon BeeVodka Nan advises on supply chain voting
"Republicans tricked Biden into creating a supply chain crisis so your vote wouldn't make it in time," said Pelosi in a statement. "You can fix that by mailing in your ballots for Biden right now! As long as they're postmarked by this week, they should make it by 2024."
When asked what exactly voters should be sending in since advance ballots were not available due to supply chain congestion, Pelosi explained, "Just write it on a napkin or something and we'll count it. And if Republicans object we'll just tell everyone they hate democracy."
Concerns over the failing health of Joe Biden were dismissed by Pelosi, who insisted he will be the presidential candidate in 2024. "If you ask a question like that again I will call you a Republican and you'll never work in journalism again," she added.
At publishing time, Sen. Bernie Sanders expressed interest in challenging Biden for the presidency with a grassroots style mail-in vote in which all ballots are personally dropped off at one of his three houses.
Reader Comments
Having never gone through a genuine male hormonal transformation.
Deep set eyes and prominant brow ridge (which has been shaved down) is not something genuine females have. Also this entity has NEVER been seen on camera without makeup on (giving the "illusion" of feminine face).[Link]
Other times, Pelosi looks like a dog...a dog getting older everyday. A dog no operation or injection can save. I mean...she's 80 something, right? "Time waits for no man"...or woman.
Bring that fucking comet down for fuck sake.
*you watch that video and just think about the millions of children watching and you fucking try not to swear.
Mute it for your own good
Says it all.
RC
Grammar. Check*.
( *This comment anyway😂)
C83: OMG! AA would have something to say about that. Makow also.
R.C.