Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
Folks, the people of this nation have spoken, but fortunately my friends Mark at Facebook and Jack at Twitter managed to muffle their voices. They delivered us a clear victory, a convincing victory - Mark, Jack, and our election officials in especially Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. We won with the most votes on the Presidential ticket ever cast in the nation. We were so popular that some people voted for us twenty or thirty times. We were so popular that even imaginary people and three million dead people voted for us.
I am humbled by the trust and confidence you placed in me, I am even more astounded that you are so gullible as to have been taken in by the incessant gaslighting of the mainstream media.
I pledge to be a President who seeks not to divide but unify, including with China. As I've said many times before, I'm Joe's husband, and I would not be here without the support of my husband, er, my wife Jill, and my daughter, and my son Hunter, and all our grandchildren, except the one sired by Hunter with a stripper, the one he denied was his until a court-ordered paternity test proved otherwise.
I will have the honour of serving with a fantastic Vice President, Kamala Harris, the one who said she believed the allegations made against me by Tara Reade, and was utterly humiliated by Tulsi Gabbard.
Now we have to stop treating our opponents as our enemies; more importantly, we have to stop treating our enemies as our enemies. The Bible tells us there is a time to heal. This is a time to heal in America, as soon as we have purged Donald Trump and everyone who supported him from all our institutions.
Our work begins by getting COVID under control; we will do this by using the Trump plan which we have relabelled without accreditation the Biden-Harris plan. And we will unite the country by suppressing all current investigations into pay to play, bribery and corruption in the Democratic Party.
Reader Comments
Rotting corpses.
Leading men.
Hand jobs (puppets).
What else is new?
sigened,
B.S. Rajneesh (or you can call me Osho).
I died in 1990.
REAGANOMICSHmmm..died in 1990....did you vote for Biden?
B.S. Rajneesh (or you can call me Osho).
I died in 1990.
flengabottom and slark with the lashblenger... well you know the thing, come on man"Ned, (IMO) can better than most of us flit back and forth to that undiscovered country and occasionally report in on how Bribem's doing in the halflife/afterlife. Ned will be our muse!
Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top; Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire; That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed,; In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth; Rose out of Chaos: or if Sion Hill; Delight thee more, and Siloa's brook that flow'd; Fast by the Oracle of God; I thence; Invoke thy aid to my adventrous Song,; That with no middle flight intends to soar; Above th' Aonian Mount, while it pursues; Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhime (From Milton, Paradise Lost.)One could have some fun changing those words around to describe America's fall. One could throw sundry SOTTites in as playa's with RC as JC? Maybe. :evil:) Bribem is effective an NPC.*
*For me, a very recently acquired word: non player character.
RC
Likewise, re Bribem election BS I'm pretty much done with holding that pinch of salt at the ready
(Thanks, HFL)
RC