© dezeen.com / Max SiedentopfConspiracy theorists in 2020
Do you believe coronavirus is a plague-like killer virus that will end you and everyone you love unless you do everything the government says? Take our test and find out if your brains have fallen out.
What do you believe caused the coronavirus crisis?A) Just one of those things. It seems to have jumped from a bat in a food market in Wuhan. Either way, it started in China and there's nothing anyone can do about it except follow to the letter everything the government says to do about it. Even though the government contradicts itself over what to do about it several times per day. Shut up, stay at home, visit PornHub.
B) Bill Gates and other oligarchs took advantage of Chinese fears about a previously unidentified version of the coronavirus to bypass national governments and implement an array of population control measures. Studies showing that a sequence of the virus is man-made were retracted because that suggests that an otherwise seasonal cold acquired 'gain-of-function' capacity from fiddling around with vaccine experiments - the very thing the people who caused the crisis are promoting as The Answer to it. Ultimately, the numbers are clear: the virus-as-mass-killer is a phantasm.
How do you keep up-to-date about the crisis?A) Download hourly doses of fake news media from such bullhorns of propaganda as CNN, BBC,
Guardian and
New York Times, then arrogantly regurgitate 'the facts I know' to anyone who will listen.
B) Sift through multiple sources of information, paying attention to contradictory statements from official sources, and discuss said information with others to calibrate for gaps in your knowledge.
Do you support anti-lockdown demos?A) No. That is stupid, given that 'The Science'
TM said on CNN that this coronavirus is so deadly that there is no room in morgues for those 'presumed' to have died from it. So instead they're putting those dead bodies into nursing and care homes because 'we must save the elderly'.
B) Yes. I cannot believe how batsh*t crazy so many people have become over what was, until recently, known to cause the common cold. As has been repeatedly explained by over two dozen leading global experts on immunology and epidemiology, the lockdowns are the only thing that are causing unnecessary deaths in large numbers.
Who is in on the coronavirus conspiracy?A) What conspiracy? Mass house arrest, suicide spikes, mass unemployment, mass mandatory vaccinations and food shortages are all for our own good.
B) Same actors who have exerted ever-greater control over the population for about the last century: a stateless oligarchy. Elected heads of govt appear to have been duped by being told the virus really would kill millions. Even though they likely no longer believe that to be the case, they're stuck between a rock and a hard place because hundreds of millions of hystericized authoritarians have believed 'Covid-19-as-Plague' is a reality.
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Mostly As: You are an incipient - and soon-to-be full-blown - Nazi. Absent catastrophic shock, there's no hope for you.
Mostly Bs: You see what's going on. Maintain critical thinking, and continue practicing social distancing from dangerous authoritarians and the media.
Reader Comments
I bet she voted all "B" as well. Sara Cunial speech: [Link]
Well, taking to a friend in a coffee shop half an hour later one such bubble floated thru the door and while I didn't lose it outright it was all I could do to look away and keep from causing an upset.
I've about had it with bullshit . . .
Maybe some day it'll dawn on them that they are doing something stupid for no real reason.
...THEY ARE!
In the States - less so in the UK - a lost sale is a disaster, and even worse the idea that you will go elsewhere. Let's have lots of lost sales in the big chains.
I'll do what I do, and you can think I'm stupid. I almost give a tin plated shit what you think.
LOL.
Who knew it would be so easy for 'them' to pull this off? Incredibly, this is our future now; resistance is futile.
OK, we'll fight this but then government goons will brutally re-educate the f*** out of you.
As to 'gov't goons': look to every other (failed) attempt to take over the humanity, nothing new there, just better tools and a more gullible population
When Ninhursag told Enki to 'take out the trash' he first tried pestilence to get rid of us, but his creations were pretty clever, as was to be expected, so he tried other methods but in the end had to send a great flood. So we are just at stage 1 in this seemingly periodic process. Anyone want to buy a pre-owned ark?
The monumental enslavement of the mass human mind is beyond the comprehension of the human mind. That is what we are up against.
did you have another point to make sir?
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are you dating one of my ex's?
no, I never had sex with Lori. but she was welcome in my home.
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