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Hillary Clinton at a recent press conference presenting her latest evidence that she says PROVES beyond any doubt that Putin is responsible for all the ills of the world
Russia invaded Ukraine. Putin and Trump masterminded the rise of extreme nationalism. 'Putin killed my son'.

Each of these claims has crossed the lips of Western radio commentators, media pundits, and politicians - even the most gracious Hillary 'The Killary' Clinton.

These claims might seem like complete fantasy to any rational, thinking person, who might, after examining the available evidence, conclude that, far from being the source of fascist nationalism, Putin's Russia is far more democratic than the US, Russia defeated fascism in World War II, Russia was responsible for helping mitigate ISIS terrorism in Syria, and Putin's Russia has done a stand-up job of rebuilding the country after its post-Soviet collapse. But they'd be woefully wrong, according to the U.S. government.

In order to rebut these ridiculously reasonable claims, the State Department has released incontrovertible evidence that Putin is responsible for everything that's gone wrong - from the rise of the Alt-Right movement in America, to destabilizing the Western world, and even establishing the American police state. That's right. If you think things are bad in America, don't blame Americans - blame Putin.

In the first shocking round of evidence, the State Department exposed just how far Putin is willing to go to destroy other countries from within. Despite the appearance that France's attempted ban on burkinis is the latest move in the West's anti-Muslim xenophobic hysteria, it was actually Putin who masterminded the burkini in a modest, yet stylish - and ruthless - attempt to destabilize French society:

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The State Department then went on to showcase the results of a top secret investigation into American policing. Due to the sensitive nature of their investigation, American officials for years had to downplay the issue of police brutality and corruption while they gathered evidence and built their case.

Now they've gone public, and the evidence is irrefutable: the increasing police brutality and the burgeoning police state do not result from the fact that psychopaths run the United States for their own sick and twisted ends - they're the result of a plot by Vladimir Putin to undermine the decent, hard-working millionaires and billionaires on Wall Street and the kindhearted, patient, and non-violent officers of the law who protect their interests.

This damning image was presented to media as evidence:
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But wait, it gets worse.

Putin has not only infiltrated the US under the guise of extreme nationalism; he has personally hosted countless Fox news interviews with his fascist protege, Donald Trump, spreading the contagion to millions. The long arm of the Kremlin will stop at nothing in its quest for world domination, complete with Trump Towers on every street corner:

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As shocking as the above evidence is, Hillary released documented proof of yet another cunning ploy by Putin to undermine the United States: not only was Putin at the Boston Marathon bombings, coordinating the actions of the RUSSIAN-Chechen-Kyrgyz-American Tsarnaev brothers, he used his KGB skills of disguise to go undercover as a crisis actor:
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But as shocking and convincing as this evidence is, how can we be sure that all of these outlandish scenarios presented to the world about 'Putin' by morally bankrupt Western officials aren't simply projections stemming from the deeply disturbed and twisted minds of Western leaders?

That's easy. Because those very same deeply disturbed and twisted leaders tell us so. That's good enough for us; it should be good enough for you too. Otherwise, you're a terror-loving pro-Putin Kremlin troll who hates babies, Apple PieTM and America.

We will continue covering this American Dream-shattering story as it develops.