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I went into Wal-Mart with the kids on Saturday, something I dread doing anyway, but I had to get some "stuff", and they got all the stuff. The parking lot was full, of course, last minute SNAP purchases. Walked past the Salvation Army guy, sorry dude, no coins or bills smaller than $10 (they should make change). Through the doors to main street USA. Then I was dumb-struck. There was a f#%ing TSA agent right next to the greeter, checking peoples ID's and going through their shopping bags. I literally stopped in my tracks I was so shocked. Then this feeling came over me; it started in the back of my head/neck and came flying into my frontal cortex - pure rage. I felt utterly violated, and had a strong protective reaction regarding my children. I saw red and my Norwegian/Viking blood-lust was about to be satisfied. Alas, it was a woman TSA agent, some disgusting fat chick; if I strangled her it wouldn't have looked much like self-defense.

Is this what our country has come to? Check-points at Wal-Mart? What if, on the way out, the bitch had decided I needed a body-cavity search (or my children)? Where would they stick their digits up my orifices? In the bathroom on main street? For Crissakes, it's a bad enough assault on my senses to be in the Wal-Mart obeseathon, it's a soul-crushing spirit-vaporizing experience for me. It's proof-positive we are doomed as a country. But then to have a TSA agent doing a free rectal exam on me or my kids?

Let's not be coy about this either. I live in the middle of nowhere. Terrorists couldn't find where I live if they threw a dart at a map of Illinois a thousand times. There is nothing here of any value to any terrorist. If a meteor hit where I live, nobody would know the difference (except I would quit posting on TBP). Yet, the Feds are here searching innocent white-trash rednecks, ones who don't take to kindly to having their privacy invaded by the Feds, BTW, and who are heavily armed.

I've read and heard about the TSA raids all over the country, but until I was caught up in the web or witnessed it myself, it didn't really hit home. Now it has. I'm willing to put up with that shit at the airport, barely, because of 9/11, but they have gone to far. This is going to end in civil war, I can say without a doubt. People are not going to put with this shit for very long, especially as it gets worse and economic conditions get worse. If this is a foreshadowing of things to come, then I'm getting the hell out of here for Tahiti or Fiji. These TSA agents are modern-day Nazis and Gestapo. They will be arresting people and sending them to FEMA camps for wearing camouflage clothes, because people wearing camo also have weapons. It's not going to end, only get worse. I read where in 2007 there were 27 known militias in the U.S. Today, there are more than 300. It's not going to end well.

What I want to know is who is driving this crushing of our rights and freedoms? A google search revealed Janet Napolitano, the head of Homeland Security. She actually did a video explaining why TSA agents will now be searching suspicious people at Wal-Mart. The video is below, since I don't know how to post them. She encourages people to report suspicious activity to the TSA agents. So, some jackass may have disliked the way I was staring at them, because they weighed 560 lbs. and were in a scooter because they were too fat to walk, and could have driven the scooter up to Ms. TSA bitch, and reported me, and pow, a free prostate exam and detention. This is as bad as Russia under Stalin, simply report people you don't like, and they get a free trip to N. Dakota FEMA Gulag #48 or a free unlimited vacation to Gitmo. This is seriously f#%ed-up.

On a side note, it is interesting they are searching for terrorists, when a much more serious problem is staring them in the face. It's okay to be so obese you can't walk anymore, and go to Wal-Mart and buy 200lbs of junk food, and get obese as you want. It's a threat to our national security, as healthcare costs will deplete the budget faster than Fatty Arbuckle at a buffet. But GD, don't look or act like a terrorist, whatever the hell that is in the middle of America. The gene pool here is as shallow as a puddle of goat-piss, but that hasn't stopped the TSA from violating our freedoms.