Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
The House is expected to adjourn early today for the sake of any at-risk senior citizens.
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The nation is in shock today following reports of representatives in Congress showing up to work for the 4th day in a row.I think the 15 times it took to get one house speaker elected were responsible for that grueling work load.
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Medical personnel has been dispatched to the Capitol Building to tend to any elderly reps in attendance, who aren't used to working this hard, while experts warn many of them may not last through today's grueling 5-hour workday.
Mind you, the same person tried 15 times in a row to get elected as house speaker. Until finally succeeding. Somehow and somewhat.
Another great feat that seems only possible in the US of A ...
Obviously they didn't use any dominion voting machines, else they'd be still tallying the first round of voting. How is it possible that congress and the senate don't use voting machines, but force that shit on the people.