Santa's sleigh mistakenly shot down by Ukrainian missile

Animanarchy You add the right touch to the humor.

Animanarchy Let's not forget that St Nicholas was a white male commie Russian patriarch: public enemy number one.

PedroCarpintero Who would have thought that getting coal for Christmas would ironically turn out to be a splendid prospect for so many people.

Gnostic Here, this will make you laugh... Merry Christmas! [Link]

parzival Kamala at her best, whatever that means.

parzival Thank you. Hard to get this cat to laugh lately.

danny esq You've been watching too much of the Disney Channel, you naughty boy! [Link]

danny esq accurate anagram

Winston Smith Too much Radio One rap show with Tim Westwood.

danny esq Boogey Man Claws

danny esq While it IS an anagram for SATAN, here a counter argument :

This is only true in English language. Which is, judged by the number of speakers, by far not that important, and neither is it dominating in religious matters worldwide.

Other languages don't have that problem.

codis Satan originally means: One who causes obstacles... for that alone, I'm sure a lot of saints, santos y santas were considered as terrible obstacles.

In Spanish: Papa Noel.

In Nature: ¡Fly Agaric!

To be sure, the modern invention of Santa Claus, has become yet another god of materialism, an agent of Mammon (or Ahriman, Satan, the petrifying force that makes everything more solid and material).

PedroCarpintero Yes, Santa/Satan is a funny invention ...

I know of a translation as "adversary".

In my region of origon, there was no "Santa Claus" at first. That role was occupied by another beardy old man ("farmhand Rupert"), but neither in a red coat, nor with a white beard and red nose. And more drastic measures for naughties ...

All that changed after Americanisation. Now we have that Coca-Cola ads figure as well, even catholic regions (where the Christ Child, a young girl, was said to bring the presents).

In Nature: ¡Fly Agaric!

As a side note, the name in my native language would translate to "fly mushroom". Hardly toxic, but psychedelic under certain circumstances. The funny thing is, there is a similiar looking and toxic one, called "satan mushroom".

codis The case of Coca Cola supposedly having “invented” a Red and White Christmas spirit - a red and white entity that left its “presence” under pine trees, as well as having been hung up in stocking by the fireplace in order to dry them out completely (the only way to consume Fly Agarics) - reveals a lot about the vampirical nature of these big corporations: sucking and feeding off natural phenomena, making out as if “the Corporation” is the creator of magic and wonder, when they are just the creators of lies and make-believe.

If a human being were to do this (and many do - imagine themselves to be the authors of unquestionable truths, or being conductors of natural processes), they would be diagnosed with megalomania or delusions of grandeur (take the Fauci-Science psychiatric case study)... but if a corporation does it, it can do so with impunity, and seemingly untouched by common sense.

Since when did our inventions have more power and rights than ourselves? Man makes law... and then the law unmakes men! It reminds me of the myth of Christ-Osiris, being plotted against by his brother Set (Satan)... Set is observing Osiris, studying, analysing, find every single detail out about him... in order to create the perfect sarcophagus that would fit the dimensions of Osiris... In short, Satan makes a trap for the Christ... but Christ and Satan are, according to this Egyptian legend, brothers.

I think the Catholic Church has a lot to answer for, in terms of idolising and glorifying Satan (though completely unconsciously), to the point of converting all natural processes into “the work of the devil”... Many miners in South America pay tribute to “The Uncle” before going into the mines (a horned-entity that protected the “Underworld”)... consequently, the miners have an atmosphere surrounding them of being “in league with the devil”... and ironically, the miners do have a huge political influence, having become a political chesspiece in the hands of the elites, and no longer in the hands of the people... None of this would have been possible, if it had not been for the Catholic Church, unconsciously praising evil and surrendering powerlessly to evil, instead of surrendering and praising the name of God.

Modern science is making Frankenstein's monster armed with rifle, grenades, and tasers... do they really have to go to so much effort to commit suicide? Why not just admit from the start that they are the lost disciples of the Son of Perdition, rather than kill everyone else in the process in order to hide their sickness.

The entire illusion and deception surrounding Coca-Cola, Satan, Santa Claus, Fly Agaric, Christmas, etc, is a great example of how true spiritual processes are ignored, and people believe in their own inventions and fabrications, which they go on to call 'history'... for instance, Coca Cola made Santa Claus dress up in Red and White... Complete vampires!... First of all, they suck the spirit out of the Coca plant, and then they continue to suck the spirit out of the Fly Agaric. Lo and behold all modern bio-tech companies: VAMPIRES, violators of Mother Nature (Mother-F#@ĸæß), in order to worship their own image of intellect and make-believe theories... but, spiritually, they actually require natural processes in order to sustain them and grow in power.

PedroCarpintero I suspect that part of the reason people are so inclined to believe what they are told and see on TV, other than an instinct to follow the leader and the potential hypnotic state the flicker rate puts them into (not sure about the LCDs, just the old glass screen kind), is that in our primitive subconscious the TV seems magical, like a crystal ball.

Animanarchy Certainly, it is another example of our own internal spiritual process, lost, extracted, made manifest in the material world, and sold back to us as some “miracle of science”... Didn't we all have the ability to IMAGINE, reflect, envisage the future, dream, question? Nowadays, most people don't seem to have the ability to do so... but, as a surrogate soul-process, they are comforted by “television”... Poor slaves... If they knew what they had lost, having accepted a plate of lentils but given up their spiritual birth right.

PedroCarpintero

I think the Catholic Church has a lot to answer for, in terms of idolising and glorifying Satan ( though completely unconsciously ), ...

This might be true on laymen level, but I sincerely doubt that especially on Vatican level. The symbolism implies they exactly know what/whom they adore. Not sure if it had always been that way, but it is now for a few centuries.

The entire illusion and deception surrounding Coca-Cola, Satan, Santa Claus, Fly Agaric, Christmas, etc, is a great example of how true spiritual processes are ignored, and people believe in their own inventions and fabrications, which they go on to call 'history'... for instance, Coca Cola made Santa Claus dress up in Red and White... Complete vampires!

Completely agree.

Not only have they mixed up and covered up older pre-christian traditions for commercial gains, they totally sold out to the wordly leadership (the state), and sucking the common man's blood together.

The church is the death of spirituality.

codis

This might be true on laymen level, but I sincerely doubt that especially on Vatican level.

Nail-head + hitting = Exact.

I was referring to the centuries old psy-op programming: spend more time praising and marveling at the evils of the world...

“Don't tell God how big your problems are... Tell your problems how big God is.”

Sadly, the Catholic Church never gave that perspective to their followers, and by making such long-winded children's bedtime bogey-men stories in order to get everyone captivated, they prepared the space and opened the doors to the evils of the world... I also consider that the Vatican perhaps at various moments in its history had good leaders with good intentions (Pope Gregory, Pope Honorius, actually having done some good deeds)... But after so long of provoking fear and paranoia in the hearts of their congregations, inevitably the crows would come home to roost, and what we have today is professional Phariseeism but completely devoid of Christ.

danny esq Santa Hates Poor Kids song by Your Favourite Martian: [Link]

Animanarchy When I meet SANTA I hope to scissor kick that fake beard into one his eye sockets, first, he's a count, secondly he never got my Goldwing which he promised, I think causing that much build up and then dissapointment he should get jumped in the alley way.

danny esq brutal lol