Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
"In view of the historical fall in value for the euro area, a simple and easy remedy is needed that anyone can carry out quickly free of bureaucratic red tape," said Lagarde, before demonstrating how a 5 euro note with just one additional hand-drawn zero could be converted into a 50 Euro note. "It's that simple. Problem solved! Do the same at home and help us beat inflation."
With this simple trick, you can not only convert 5 euro notes into 50 euro notes, but also 10 euro notes into 100 euro notes, 20 euro notes into 200 euro notes, 50 euro notes convert to 500 euros, 100 euros to 1000 euros and 200 euros to 2000 euros. According to the ECB, the method can also be applied to coins.
In the past, the European Central Bank has repeatedly come under criticism for sticking to its policy of printing money despite rising inflation. It is all the more surprising that the financial institution is now preferring to use conventional handwriting instead of sophisticated printing processes to implement its monetary policy goals - a clear shift in focus away from more bureaucratic measures.
However, critics warn that the ECB's unusual step is opening the floodgates to currency crime. "Lagarde obviously has no idea what kind of mischief can be caused by clever fraudsters with this dangerous technology," explains Vincent Coyne, a lecturer in Economics in UCD. "What's to say a mad man will stop at adding just one zero on the end, we will be Zimbabwe in a matter of days."
Reader Comments
Did you really think you could rid the earth of all the indigenous, skilled localized artisans, craftsmen and HONEST laborers and replace them with techno-zombies and get away it?
Is that what you thought?
Is that what they thought?
Who thought of this?
???
ned,
OUT
Oh man.....did you know that twitter post has like 15.3 million views already - I reckon it is too late to cancel that!
Ken
you got you 100
now begs the question - how did you add the "0"?
Take a 10 and then take away a zero at the end.....
now you got you a 1 and begs the question...
how did you get rid of the 0?
Ah well, nothing but numbers - imaginary in a way or do you not know what it takes
to add a 0 or get rid of 1?
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