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I've had enough of someone else's propaganda. I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against. I'm a human being first and foremost, and as such I am for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.
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i said... โ don't mention it ".
another time, this friend of mine met this really gorgeous woman at a conference; he mentioned to her that he'd be in town in two weeks for the follow up conference and asked if she'd join him for dinner - to which she enthusiastically accepted.
so this guy figured that if things went well through dinner then he didn't want to disappoint his date later in the bedroom so he went to his doctor to get his penis enlarged.
the doctor told him: "you're in luck, we have a special on our new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk and that should help your situation ", so my friend agreed to the procedure.
so two weeks later, at dinner, my friend and his date are enjoying the conversation and fine food.
the guy is totally in love with her, and his mind is jumping to possibilities, and then he suddenly starts experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers.
so he attempts to relieve the pain by slowly and subtly undoing his fly.
instantly, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
his beautiful date is surprisingly not at all shocked; instead she slowly smiles, leans closer to him and whispers, "... can you do that again ? "
well my friend is incredibly embarrassed, his eyes watering slightly, he replied...
"... probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
ps. sorry to hear three guys bought the farm the other day, condolences to their families... tho' like my mom used to tell me "life, always look both ways before crossing the road".