Police confront Elon Musk's hologram
The police called for Musk to come in quietly as they raided his Tesla factory, which he reopened in defiance of government orders.
"Hey, it's an imposter!" shouted an arresting officer as he attempted to tackle Musk but faceplanted on the concrete instead.
"He's getting away!" cried his partner as he gestured toward a rocket in its final countdown stages. "Get him!"
"You'll always remember today as the day you almost caught the great Elon Musk!" he cried as his SpaceX rocket took off toward Mars.
"Curse you, Musk!" the officers shouted, shaking their fists at the heavens.
In a transmission from space, Musk stated he will be moving all Tesla manufacturing to Mars effective immediately to escape California taxes and shutdowns and the constraints of archaic humanity.
Reader Comments
That's like three Sevens or Bars across / big win on a slot machine.
If I remember, I'm gonna 'invest' in lottery!
RC
In my youth I used to be in a graffiti crew, ya know, trains etc and we used to call ourselves TMF. TrendyMotherFuckers haha, and ya just bought it all back!! My town council always used to try and get us, and in the end I went to priso for it. Apparently causing over 400,000 quids worth of damage is frowned upon. But everything we ever did was nothing but art, and a lot of it still stands. I miss them days man. Although we did wear masks! Haha
Including his holographic "space rockets".