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Several high ranking FSB officials have confirmed to Russia Insider that President Vladimir Putin has triumphed in the first round of France's presidential race, and is projected to win the second, third, fourth and fifth rounds as well.

According to reports, midday turnout for the first round has been less than 30 percent, most likely because French people already know that Putin has successfully hacked their demo


In a brief statement given at the Kremlin, Putin said he was honored to serve as France's next president and looked forward to annexing all their baguettes.

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