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Nikki Haley officially launches campaign for someone to pick her as Veep

The Babylon Bee
Wed, 15 Feb 2023 15:57 UTC

Nikki Haley

Former Governor and Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Hayley announced Tuesday that she has launched her campaign for someone to select her as a running mate in their future presidential bid.

"It is my lifelong dream to be Vice President and I will be happy to serve whoever asks me to be their running mate," Hayley said in her announcement video. "Trump or DeSantis. Whatever. I'm not picky."

Trump is reportedly confident that Nikki Hayley is just what his ticket needs to defeat Biden and reclaim the presidency. "You gotta' fight fire with fire," Trump said. "Kamala's a woman, so I need a woman to throw at her. Nikki's the best, believe me. I've checked."

Gov Ron DeSantis has not officially announced his candidacy for the presidency, but experts believe it's only a matter of time before he attempts to challenge Trump for the presidential throne. However, he would not comment on whether or not he would ask Nikki Hayley to be his running mate.

At publishing time, Sarah Palin had also announced a new campaign for someone to pick her for anything, anything at all.

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VooDoo6 · 2023-02-15T16:10:13Z

Another Clown World manufactured puppet entity in the theatre of absurdity. 🤡💩🎪

Buffalo_Ken · 2023-02-15T16:12:18Z

VooDoo6 - lately I been boycotting that theatre.

Buffalo_Ken · 2023-02-15T16:13:10Z

VooDoo6 - that is only because one of my principles is liberty....and if your run the logic out, you realize liberty is not about semantics.

Have you ever seen the Star Trek episode, Season 1, where they encountered some plants with spores?

I think I need to watch that episode again because I missed the part where Spock said something like (by hearsay)....

it was the first time I was happy

Something about that just seems so sad.

Oh well, Vulcans don't even understand their own emotions I reckon.

I reckon.

Dwoods44 · 2023-02-15T17:28:39Z

I only have one request. That whoever is running that we test for biological sex. No more women dressed as men, or men dressed as women.

balboa schwartz · 2023-02-15T17:35:52Z

Dwoods44 How dare you!!... or something....

Bezel Bub · 2023-02-15T20:27:10Z

Hard to imagine she would be any worse that Knee Pads Harris...this country is doomed...now I know what Rome in her final days must have been like....

sbc · 2023-02-15T20:54:14Z

Anyone who doesn't see that Nikki Haley is completely insane after taking just one glance at her needs their own heads examined.

sottreader · 2023-02-16T06:08:55Z

sbc Obviously, you're just a dirty, rotten, anti-equity "sane-ist".

Just like intelligence, competence, and integrity, sanity has never been a requirement for holding public office or any positions of power or influence in American politics, and we must continue to not discriminate on that basis

sbc · 2023-02-16T15:27:47Z

sottreader Hey hold on a minute, i didn't say you shouldn't vote for her!!

just that it should be obvious to anyone that she is nuttier than a squirrel's cheek.

Buffalo_Ken · 2023-02-16T16:51:19Z

sbc -

if my middle initial is not J, I swear on my death bed,

I'm gonna get me 2 or 3 squirrels to make some good soup...

per the recipe of that former president...

Garfield I think he was named lastly.

SC soup is most tasty......

squirrels there numerous....

so how bout just 2 or 3....

oh crap,

my middle initial is J.

forget it....

what a joke it all is...

~

BK, Poem of the Day in honor of chicks from SC - 21623 1150

Demore · 2023-02-16T19:13:53Z

sbc Not her best picture, I don't think she has a best picture. Here she does look somewhat demented.

Buffalo_Ken · 2023-02-16T20:02:23Z

Demore - I knew a SC girl, I suspect she wouldn't mind me referring to her as such cause no doubt she was a women as well. We were attracted to one another in a physical sort of way, but we both knew better.

As for Nikki, I suspect she is already compromised being the state she comes from.....truly....a state deserving acrimony being it is there where the delaware dimwit was lofted into top dog role even if he was way behind....and then Butti-boy gets to run the Department of Transportation, and then some railcars derail in Ohio - do you not sense how all these things are connected?

I do.

And with no disrespect meant, sometimes the ladies from SC have a sort of contorted expression, but can you blame them - that place has been effed up for a long time - I mean consider exhibit #1 - Lindsey Graham.

Mother effer if there ever was one.

sbc · 2023-02-17T02:46:04Z

Demore i feel she looks most demented most of the time. her, samantha powers, vikki nuland, and aoc.

Bezel Bub · 2023-02-16T19:31:17Z

I cant take it any more...I think Im moving to Russia....

Demore · 2023-02-16T19:41:54Z

Bezel Bub If I had the $$$ I would. Nothing holding me back here. The covid bs is not worse over there and the rest is better.

Bezel Bub · 2023-02-16T20:08:21Z

Demore Seriously...the part of Alaska that sticks out to the east is only approximately 50 nautical miles from Russia....load up a kayak and start paddling....do like the people on the southern border are doing...even a quick death there would be preferable to a slow death here...

sbc · 2023-02-17T02:48:33Z

Bezel Bub Seriously, if my wife wasn't neurologically disabled, we would probably move to russia. at least the government there would like people to support themselves instead of sucking on it's tit.

sbc · 2023-02-17T02:49:11Z

sbc plus i don't care for kingdom halls much either.

Rife · 2023-02-16T20:03:11Z

I would move to Russia if I was younger. I'm of Russian descent. Christian values, love their culture, do not erase their history, going organic, resisting new world order (bad!), have a government that at least is not trying to kill them and divide them, don't hate white people and so on.

sbc ·

Rife

· 2023-02-17T02:48:53Z

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Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.

- Hermann Goering, at the Nuremberg Trials after WWII

We watch James Bond movies, Austin Power movies and then we live in a movie where the evil man gets away with everything. Worst of all, we all...

JTF Truth

Anything to keep the names out of the news.

JTF Truth

Wait.... let me check the calendar.... 3/2023... What Da fuck?

DeliciousTears

As I said. The UK government will get payback from the Russians.

codis

So folks will have to drive further to fill up their tanks. That saves carbon how?

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