"As a proud black man, this is the kind of discrimination I have faced my whole life," said Trudeau in a nationwide address over Zoom. "These truckers are a bunch of racist white men. They're probably not even gay."
"They only hate me because I'm black!"
Trudeau, who is currently quarantining in spite of a negative COVID-19 test, also sent off dozens of angry letters to "whoever hires truckers" because of all the racism. While literally shaking, he wrote, "If you oppose vaccines you are racist, sexist, and think a Snow White remake is a good idea."
His intern passed the letters on to Canadian Mounties who rode to the four corners of Canada to take the message to the people.
Trudeau, who is suspiciously not black looking, was offended when members attempted to spin his statement, suggesting he was merely close to the black community.
"I am not speaking metaphorically," said Trudeau. "Look at my skin. It's as black as night. It's midnight black!"
"If you weren't so naively color blind you'd understand," he added.
At publishing time, President Biden lent his support to Trudeau, calling him a 'surprisingly articulate black fella'.
Reader Comments
There is no question this person has to step down, there is no doubt. The lies and hatred and vitriol is enough to echo for generations, I cannot believe people are accepting this.
At the end of the day this is the history book stuff. When the Canadians are extinct others will find this information and at least know why.
(*) - They did not need to - following Orwell's cues, there was no other party in these elections ...