AOC in captivity in plague-infested Florida
"Ron DeSantis kidnapped me!" cried AOC to reporters. "He captured me and dragged me to Florida and held me hostage! And then he killed me. He killed me with Omicron. And now I am dead."
The media is now demanding answers from DeSantis. Additionally, the DOJ announced they will be sending resources to investigate the Florida governor for kidnapping and homicide.
"DeSantis is just another Republican who is creepily obsessed with AOC," said CNN anchor Brian Stelter between tearful sobs. "And he proved that by kidnapping and murdering her in cold blood. This is all Tucker Carlson's fault."
Further investigations found that AOC didn't actually die but was just knocked out from too many mimosas.
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I will lay out a bit of how dumb she is. There used to be a fictional show on TV called Sea Patrol, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young must be a fan of actress Lisa McCune or perhaps “fishing boats and so forth… "Note the words Fictional show".
”Based on her performance in the Senate Legal and Constitutional Affairs committee a few years ago it would appear that the South Australian Senator has certainly watched a few episodes of the TV show Sea Patrol. Unfortunately I feel some sympathy for the bureaucrat from the Department of Immigration was left somewhat confused being quizzed about a Nine production, axed way back in 2010, that was not a reality show but rather a piece of fiction…
Transcript:Hanson Young: “We have a television show publicising the techniques you are using for border protection at airports (Seven’s Border Protection) we have another show of course about the Coast Guards — there does seem to be a double standard here. Bureaucrat:
“Sorry Senator the show about the Coast Guards is that the fictional Sea Patrol program? I don’t know the one you are talking about.”Hanson Young: “In relation to the fishing boats and so forth…”Bureaucrat: “We collaborate on Border Security with Channel Seven….”Hanson Young: (interupts) “Regardless you’ve just admitted to having one television show where they are allowed to have access to Border…”Bureaucrat: “(interupts) Well we have an arrangement with Channel Seven but I’m not aware of… I’ll just check with my director of media. Sorry Mr Wodell we have no arrangement with any other company that I’m unaware of. Good no, thank you. “
Like She is so Dumb she actually thought that a Fictional show was actually a reality during her questioning of the head of immigration. The look on the faces of the officials is one of how dumb is this person.
Ahhh Just watch it and Laugh.. [Link]
There is an older video of her doing a live radio interview that seems to have been scrubbed from the internet. It was around the time she was constantly screeching 'impeach Trump'. One of the guys asked her for three reasons why she thought Trump should be impeached; not only did she *not* come up with a single reason, she could not even put together any kind of coherent sentence in response...I was actually embarrassed for her. She has a well worn reputation for usually avoiding these types of scenarios that would require her to think on her feet...like when Ben Shapiro offend to donate 10K to the charity of her choice for simply debating him.
I realize she is a puppet, but the people who own and operate her ARE dangerous. This country deserves better....
And yes - the country deserves better whatever the country is gonna be in the future......I hope we get it and my plan is to call for.....oh forget it. Article V.
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Meanwhile, back at the residence, I need to take my dog out for a walk so will a friend assist me in holding miss AOC to abide by the oath she took when she became a "Representative". Without abiding not much is gonna get done is what I whispered in her ear and I hope she got the message, but if she didn't I don't really care because I could give a flip about her and she does not get into my imagination in the least. In fact, I find her offensive. I'm sick of her and her ilk.
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Here - have a chip baby.
Serious Business!
After that I released her from how I had her pinned down as she knew I would. Then I said to her:
Please go away and never come back.
But with this flabber-ghasting fact, still another shocker remains:
AOC doesn't go away.. Now in zombie state, she is more vicious than ever! Especially her bite is now infectious.
As if we didn't have enough problems with her already..