IDF find Saddam Hussein's WMDs In Hamas tunnel under hospital

Waterford Whispers News
Sat, 18 Nov 2023 18:09 UTC

A DAY AFTER occupying the Al-Shifa hospital, the IDF have finally gotten around to producing video evidence of the vast and extensive network of Hamas tunnels beneath the hospital which formed the basis of their justification for besieging Gaza's largest hospital.

IDF footage shows what appears to be a small crater in the ground to the untrained eye but is in fact far more sinister, as explained to WWN by an IDF spokesperson:

"As luck would have it we found Saddam Hussein's WMDs and they've been verified by Colin Powell's ghost, such a discovery would obviously strengthen the US administration's support for our actions in Gaza, not that we needed it," confirmed one spokesperson, who thinks Joe Biden deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for his continuous refusal to support calls for a ceasefire.

"I know we promised a network of sophisticated tunnels over several floors, capable of supporting hundreds of fighters in a luxury Airbnb for terrorists but this little hole in the ground should be proof enough," added the spokesperson, who confirmed Hamas had conveniently written 'Saddam Hussein's missing WMDs' on the side of the missiles.

The IDF also rejected claims they were 'heroes' for giving medical staff at Al-Shifa incubators, equipment they already had in abundance but couldn't operate because they have run out of fuel, something the Israeli government refuses to allow into Gaza.

Upon learning from a UN report that one in every 57 people living in the Gaza strip has been killed or wounded in the past five weeks, PM Benjamin Netanyahu apologised to his backers in the international community for the slow rate of progress.

Meanwhile, after spending weeks warning people in Gaza to move south, resulting in the displacement of 1.5mn people, the IDF is now dropping leaflets in the south of Gaza imploring people to now leave there.

"You can never accuse the IDF of not having a sense of humour," confirmed a spokesperson.

Reader Comments

JohnDukes ·

😂🤣😆

· 2023-11-19T16:22:58Z

ReRan ·

Do we laugh...or cry?

· 2023-11-20T00:13:20Z

Finch · 2023-11-20T18:13:47Z

ReRan Yeah I do love humor, but this really isn't funny, just like it wasn't funny at press club dinner when bush made a joke of looking for wmd and saying "not here, not here" ... when the consequence of a lie is so much death, including of children, I'll pass on such lame humor

scrutinizer · 2023-11-20T02:22:14Z

I can't laugh about it anymore - too F-in sick of them.

Buffalo_Ken · 2023-11-20T03:00:38Z

The ghost of Colin Powell came up to the bar in the Don't Panic Lighten Up part of the establishment and said this to the tender:

Was it wrong for me to lie in front of everybody for the sake of the military industrial complex?

The tender who had been expecting Colin to come to the bar said simply:

Can I get you a drink?

Colin responded forcefully so as to take control of the situation - shock and awe style and everybody sat back and enjoyed a good show and he explained how force must be undeniable....

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and then a fly flew in Colin's face and he made all efforts to kill it swiftly and the tender forgot about his presence and he got no drink nor beveridge - in fact, it seems he was subsumed by the fly he could not kill...and the rest is history. Just another dead old fart I reckon said the tender, when he offered bevridge to another old fart who couldn't spell worth a shit....

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So ends the story of Colin Powell - forever to be remember as the liar in front of the UN who facilitate war for the false flag of 911 -

~ here is a story about a bunting....

The woods here were not what we were accustomed to and in our efforts to discover what the indigo bunting was trying to express we found ourselves heading down into a little ravine where there was a creek with stones for stepping on and we followed the call of the bunting. We got down there in short order and sure enough there was the blue indigo so fine and then when we were on the creek proper in a sudden moment seemingly out of nowhere we both looked up to discover a wolf staring at us with solemn eyes. The wolf had evident wisdom and it inquired to us boys in the moment why we were playing this game.

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Did you know the meaning of a bunting? Some think it could be a flag to support - others consider it a call of a bird - you decide for yourself I reckon...

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