"These have been the best tax returns in the history of tax returns, maybe ever," Trump told his supporters. The former president put up a flurry of posts on Truth Social in which he heralded the move from the Democrats as a great victory for connoisseurs of the aesthetics of tax returns.
"Nobody takes more withholdings than me! Everyone says so. Big, beautiful withholdings - no one else is smart enough. Lots of losers can't figure out how to pay less taxes, but I'm really good at it. Maybe the best."
Democratic lawmakers have pointed to the low taxes paid by the former President as an indictment of his business acumen, but he has already issued rebuttals to their claims. "Paying minimal taxes makes me smart. The Lying Media says this is a smoking gun, but they didn't count on everyone seeing the most genius use of the tax code yet - seeing my accountants at work is like watching Shakespeare draft the Magna Carta!"
At publishing time, Trump had taken the liberty of releasing his tax returns as far back as 1991 so more people could learn "The art of the deal" and gain business success, instead of remaining haters and losers.
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There's still twits with the Stockholm Syndrome that think things wouldn't get done without them.
In reality we would lose a lot of indoctrinated Marxist useless dead weight employees whose job in reality is to do nothing, except collect more taxes.
Gee, things got done , and got done better, before 1913.
As an aside, I like Trump. Why? Because it doesn't matter which media figurehead is pretending he is our "leader", they work for the same bosses and also......... Biden is a sack-o-sheet.
At least Trump can be funny, sometimes downright entertaining in the same way a bad movie is, and I can actually stand to look at him.