Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
The ad begins with a dad waking up, donning his robe, then picking up darts while walking to the bathroom. It then follows him for hours through the yard as he picks up darts and grumbles under his breath.
"Our creative team dove into researching what the true Nerf experience really looks like," said VP of Product Marketing Franko Doofshmill while picking up darts carpeting his office. "I think we nailed it."
The ad purports to strike at the heart of what Nerf is all about by showing a dad fishing a nerf dart out of his coffee, finding handfuls of darts while looking for the remote, and secretly trashing enough darts to lighten the chore but not so many that the kids would notice.
At publishing time, Nerf had released another hyper-realistic ad showing a mom taking a Nerf gun away from her son for aiming at his sister's face again.
Reader Comments
Here is some fine music I think and it is what is playing in my pub just now...
all are welcome....
Thanksgiving approaches and I'm thankful.
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Remember this if you don't mind, one snow storm leads to another, so let me bring you back to 1977, and I hope you enjoy this second set of music at the pub metaphoric.
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Meanwhile, if you want a drink just let me know and I'll do my best to tender your desires....
If nobody shows up that is OK, but when the snow gets piled on, then this place might become more desirable, and makes no difference to me either way.....just happy to tender truly and today is a good day for that, so why not.
Peace is easy,
BK
So, how about this music instead.... [Link]
ps - I've checked the weather forecast and I don't think this upcoming snow event in Buffalo is gonna even approach what we experienced in 77.....so really, don't let others push your button emotionally - be resolute and stand strong on principle...ok, got go check on something, but place an order if so inclined, and I'll be back to tender your desires.
Ken - tender in place
Bad weather on the way - don't say I didn't try to help.
Pub closed.
I ain't got no Jim Beam but I do have some Evan Williams out of Kentucky for sure - I'm gonna drink some tonight myself, but now I'm enjoying some vodka and Kentucky will be part of the regional entity I'm imagining because who don't like Kentucky bourbon?
Senators from Kentucky ought realize - especially squirrely ones that patience has worn thin.
Evan Williams is just as good as Jimmy Beam, and Kentucky is on notice that the Senator there long in the tooth, him and his pal from SC, they are undesired completely - they are traitors to the country and it is known.
I bid you ado - till next time.
BK
Many, many thanks.
There's so many amazing places in the States I would love to visit, New York & New Orleans being amongst many.
Sadly however, it'll be highly unlikely for me as -
A. I can't afford it, & -
B. I won't ever succumb to a shitty jab anywhere, anytime, for any reason ever... 😿
If we really had an environmental issue rather than "global warming", at the top of the list would be pollution with pesticides, herbicides, other industrial chemicals, and various throw-away plastics and containers. All of the corporations behind them should be sued for pollution, just as a car driver can be fined for throwing trash from their car.
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I'm gonna put another very scary link below and yes indeed - be afraid...be very scared....
this ain't t he link I was thinking about, but it will do...
Meet Ghislaine: Daddy's Girl
Absent from mainstream discourse on Ghislaine Maxwell's ongoing trial is any mention of the ties, not only of herself, but her family, to Israeli intelligence. Those ties, forged by Ghislaine's...I suspect the list on the 2nd class article I selected is already publicly available, and why not when the hellstorm of lies one too many gets going in earnest in 23!
See you then hopefully.
Ken
Send in the Clown
The clown of Ukrainian Oligarchs and American politicians' sons is wrapping up his transatlantic tour of victimhood and grievance through the sacred halls of empire corruption. The western empire...Ken