With a tear slowly rolling down her cheek, Warren said:
"This violent verbal attack on me was literally a hate crime. The white man continues to oppress my people by resisting the government's efforts to tax them into oblivion and waste all their money on spending bills that we write to pay off our campaign donors. This basically makes him a freeloader."The white attacker — named Elon Musk — simply responded with cruel memes showing Elizabeth Warren wearing eagle feathers and war paint to mock her proud heritage. He did, however, confirm that he will continue to pay her salary, in addition to the salaries of half of Washington D.C.
UPDATE: Certain details reported initially in this story are inaccurate, as we have confirmed Elon Musk is actually African American.
RED ALERT: this is not a joke. Elon Musk sat down with The Babylon Bee for an in-depth interview on wokeness, Elizabeth Warren, the Metaverse, and how the left is killing comedy.
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"Walking Eagle" ...
Bird is so full of s**t that it can't fly ....
BK
I especially appreciate your fewtile name! it is not futile and mammon is powerless against what?
Love of course - everything is powerless versus love - even fear shakes away in the presence of love.
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ps - RC - only replied after I saw your feedback. Together we are better and that applies to so many things and Kropotkin tried to say this more than 100 years ago emphatically, but sometimes youth is all Lenin. In the end, all the blood spilled for naught because Lenin should have heeded Kropotkin.