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E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."[Link] [Link]
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says "We'd like a couple of beers, please." The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."
Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here."
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"*
Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't cater for functions.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.
A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The landlord says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk not a bar. No joke.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I'll have an H2O please"The second scientist says, "I'll have an H2O too." The second scientist died .
A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, "Have you been served?"
A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want to hear a joke?" The corn stalk replies, "I'm all ears!"
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road.
2 guys walk into a bar, one of them ducks
and bartender, make it a double. I've got a long driveHow/when/where I grew up (maybe for most of those in my American generation * ) to not 'get' a joke was about the highest level of acknowledging one's insufficiency (aka, "I am "not worthy!")
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