Acting on a tip received after passage of Arizona's tough new immigration law, police have arrested Meteor Crater.
In a daring predawn raid, Sheriff Joe Arpaio and a team of officers swept into Northern Arizona and surrounded the landmark, which made no attempt to resist.
According to scientists, Meteor Crater was formed when a massive nickel-iron asteroid immigrated to Arizona illegally from outer space.
"It looked suspiciously foreign," one resident said.
Gov. Jan Brewer said the crater's arrest proves that "racial profiling won't be a factor" in enforcing the state's immigration policy.
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is the one where they want to boycott the arizona diamondbacks and make the claim that "noone is illegal"
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which is funny, because the wording of the arizona bill almost exactly mirrors that of the federal law against illegal immigration. so nobody is illegal in their eyes, even those people who cross the border illegally and remain here illegally.