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Climate change is real! Here are 10 undeniable proofs

The Babylon Bee
Mon, 01 Aug 2022 20:23 UTC

As we swelter in the dog days of summer, even crotchety ol' Grandpa Silas is starting to wonder if there might be something to this "climate change" thing after all. Well, we here at The Babylon Bee dug into the research and - to our great shock - ended up discovering ten absolutely undeniable proofs that climate change is real. Read 'em and weep, climate denier!

It is hot. - If you go outside and it's a bit toasty, you can't deny it any longer: the climate is changing.
It is cold. - If you go outside and it's a bit nippy, you can't deny it any longer: the climate is changing.
It is raining. - Rain is absolute proof of climate change.
It is not raining. - A lack of rain is absolute proof of climate change.
It's a pleasant day. - A nice day outside? In Minnesota? CLIMATE. CHANGE.
It's not a pleasant day. - A not-so-nice day outside? In California? CLIMATE. CHANGE.
It's snowing. - It has literally never snowed before cars were invented. Climate change!
It's not snowing. - It has literally never not snowed before cars were invented. Climate change!
It is summer. - When it's summer, it's hot, proving the climate is changing.
It is winter. - When it's winter, it's cold, proving the climate is changing.

Was your mind changed? We hope so. Now give the government hundreds of billions of dollars to solve this problem, as they've done such a great job with everything else.

Reader Comments

Daniel Geery · 2022-08-03T20:02:00Z

For the more serious readers--particularly those who watch monthly earth changes on Sott.net--I suggest taking some serious time and reading this [Link]
I also suggest looking out the window, watching your garden more carefully, walking around your neighborhood and seeing what birds, insects, and other life has disappeared in the past few years.

Paul Beckwith, Peter Carter, Stephen Salter, Jennifer Frances, Peter Wadhams, are on a long list of serious scientists who come to mind. I spare a list of biologists who speak truth about the plant and animal kingdoms.

Jason · 2022-08-07T01:39:14Z

Daniel Geery Your dreaming. Life in my garden is as abundant as ever.

Protectron77 · 2022-08-14T00:32:35Z

For the more serious readers--particularly those who watch monthly earth changes on Sott.net--I suggest taking some serious time and reading this [Link]
I also suggest looking out the window, watching your garden more carefully, walking around your neighborhood and seeing what birds, insects, and other life has disappeared in the past few years.

Paul Beckwith, Peter Carter, Stephen Salter, Jennifer Frances, Peter Wadhams, are on a long list of serious scientists who come to mind. I spare a list of biologists who speak truth about the plant and animal kingdoms.

Actually, starlings have returned where I'm from.

30-40 years ago they gathered on the power lines in early autumn - all 3 of them for kilometers on end, and whenever a car came by or something startled them, they would all lift off simultaneously. Sometimes, the abrupt movement caused the power to cut.

Then they disappeared.

The last couple of years, they returned, though not nearly in the same numbers.

Daniel Geery · 2022-08-17T23:01:53Z

Protectron77 Starlings, rats, weeds are great survivors, though it's dubious this time. Einstein, a physicist by trade, also noted that if the honey bees vanished, we'd be gone in seven years. Top predators go quickly when the base of the web of life goes away. The diversity of life makes life worth living. I'm in Salt Lake City, and from the once Great Salt Lake, we now get arsenic, lead, and more toxic chemicals blowing our way than I can remember (and looking them up, there is no viable reference).

Here's a great interview on the topic by Bernie Sanders: [Link]

Lemuel Gulliver · 2022-09-27T07:24:48Z

Daniel Geery I agree with you totally. Here's some things for your reference library. Enjoy! : [Link] [Link] [Link] [Link]

Daniel Geery · 2022-10-02T21:40:09Z

Lemuel Gulliver Thank you. 99.9% of species that have lived on Earth have gone extinct. What is unique about Homo suicidian is that we are the first to be able to, and actually have been collapsing the biosphere. I call it the Endoscene (a bio major and lifelong student thereof, age 75).

Here's an interview I did in the late seventies, that I retitled for OpedNews, as "Has Jesus Come and Gone":

[Link]

ReRan · 2022-10-02T23:07:31Z

Daniel Geery Fascinating! Thank you.

Fewtile · 2022-08-08T14:55:36Z

How about the climate change that melted the glaciers; without it we wouldn't be here

ReRan ·

Fewtile Perfect!

· 2022-08-21T02:11:42Z

Daniel Geery · 2022-10-02T21:45:19Z

Fewtile Here's some of the latest from melting glaciers, via a typically unreliable source, slipping on the banana peel of truth: [Link]

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